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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Just, uh, for our family and friendsat Hello! magazine

Just, uh, for our family and friends
at Hello! magazine

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Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:27
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I thought this was a more accurate reflection - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I thought this was a more accurate reflection
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just seen what I saw. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Oh, come on. You'd look like that if you'd just se...
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like there's any trial period. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And it's crazy because, you know, it's not like th...
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just put it in a jar of rice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
You accidentally drop it in the bath, you can't just pu...
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And obviously, I tried to seek out advice
You ask other parents about having a kid, there is no middle ground. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
You ask other parents about having a kid, there is no middle...
One end of the spectrum, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
One end of the spectrum,
The miracle of childbirth, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
The miracle of childbirth,
"Oh my God, you've got to get one. It is gonna change your life." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
"Oh my God, you've got to get one. It is gonna cha...
"Don't do it, man. You weren't there!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
"Don't do it, man. You weren't there!"
She was like, "Let me tell you what you need to do, Jack, while you can." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:25
She was like, "Let me tell you what you need to do, Jac...
"You are aware this Sambuca you're drinking is non-alcoholic?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
"You are aware this Sambuca you're drinking is non...
We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tragedy at the time, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tra...
I was like, "Tell me about therapy." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
I was like, "Tell me about therapy."
You know, the kind of dog you might see tattooed onto the arm of a Millwall fan. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
You know, the kind of dog you might see tattooed onto the ar...
Kinda dog that gets you a little bit of distance and respect - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Kinda dog that gets you a little bit of distance and respect
I wanted a hound. This thing looks like it came out of a Kinder Surprise. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I wanted a hound. This thing looks like it came out of a Kin...
It's the opposite of a guard dog. I've been abused because of my dog. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's the opposite of a guard dog. I've been abused...
He's like, "'Ere, mate, does your dog come in a men's?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
He's like, "'Ere, mate, does your dog come in...
I was like, "I wouldn't judge a book by its cover, buddy." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
I was like, "I wouldn't judge a book by its cover,...