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Mainly depressing knowing that the only reason your girlfriend is with you
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Mainly depressing knowing that the onlyreason your girlfriend is with you is because she...

Mainly depressing knowing that the only
reason your girlfriend is with you is because she turned 26

Full Transcript

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Mainly depressing knowing that the only reason your girlfriend is with you
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is because she turned 26.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:36
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
"Ticktock, off you pop." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
"Ticktock, off you pop."
I mean, also depressing 'cause I'll never be able to watch his films ever again. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I mean, also depressing 'cause I'll never be able ...
Yeah. The Departed, Gangs of New York. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Yeah. The Departed, Gangs of New York.
I'm like, "Go on, Rose! Dunk him! Dunk him!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
I'm like, "Go on, Rose! Dunk him! Dunk him!"
She's had to trade in the Wolf of Wall Street - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
She's had to trade in the Wolf of Wall Street
She does these tutorials on her Instagram, which are great. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
She does these tutorials on her Instagram, which are great.
She was doing a tutorial about insulin injections, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:32
She was doing a tutorial about insulin injections,
It's how I discovered my dad knows how to use both the magnifying glass - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
It's how I discovered my dad knows how to use both the ...
That is the main department in which it affects your relationship, diabetes. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That is the main department in which it affects your relatio...
It means your pancreas doesn't produce enough insulin, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
It means your pancreas doesn't produce enough insulin,
And if you do any strenuous exercise, they can dip very dangerously low. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
And if you do any strenuous exercise, they can dip very dang...
Now what that translates to in real life - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:15
Now what that translates to in real life
If I roll over after sex - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:20
If I roll over after sex
I asked her, "We've been going out for three years." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:28
I asked her, "We've been going out for three years...
"You have just ruined this bottomless brunch." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
"You have just ruined this bottomless brunch."
When I was living in America last year, the amount of times Americans would say, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
When I was living in America last year, the amount of times ...
Another thing I've realized is we have completely different tastes. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Another thing I've realized is we have completely diffe...
Some people think that's true love, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Some people think that's true love,
True love is when you love them - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
True love is when you love them
We can't agree on anything. A comedian, television shows. Oh my God. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We can't agree on anything. A comedian, television show...