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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Newsflash, no one in the history of the worldhas ever ordered a sambuca when they haven't...

Newsflash, no one in the history of the world
has ever ordered a sambuca when they haven't been
completely shit-faced

Full Transcript

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Newsflash,
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no one in the history of the world has ever ordered a sambuca
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when they haven't been completely shit-faced.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:33
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
No one is drinking 'buca for its wonderful flavor profile. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
No one is drinking 'buca for its wonderful flavor profi...
It's so gross, it's only serving suggestion is "on fire." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
It's so gross, it's only serving suggestion is &qu...
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet Sauvignon, please?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet...
You would still wake up the following morning - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
You would still wake up the following morning
I do try, as I get a little bit older, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I do try, as I get a little bit older,
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch,
It's my go-to because what whiskey does is it just tweaks my internal monologue. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
It's my go-to because what whiskey does is it just twea...
'Cause if I walk into a room sober, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
'Cause if I walk into a room sober,
"Nobody in this room likes you." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:31
"Nobody in this room likes you."
I have a whiskey, right, one scotch inside me, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I have a whiskey, right, one scotch inside me,
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
One whiskey down, it's like, "Oy, oy, Jacky boy!&q...
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbringing. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I also, of course, blame my social inadequacies on my upbrin...
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
As many of you know, I was sent to a boarding school age ten...
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair leg up in life. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I know going to a school like that is a ridiculously unfair ...
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too polluted with toff actors, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
If you needed any more proof that the arts are far too pollu...
And what this means is that whenever they write about this school - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
And what this means is that whenever they write about this s...
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's like I am the school's dirty little secret.
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go check the school's website - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Now, obviously, I have a very fragile ego, and I had to go c...
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about half an hour. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm there, but you've got to scroll down for about...
And yes, he won a gold medal, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And yes, he won a gold medal,