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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Newspaper headline, "Pervert teacher arrested at Jack Whitehall's former school." Where is...

Newspaper headline, "Pervert teacher arrested at Jack Whitehall's former school." Where is Emma Watson now?

Full Transcript

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Newspaper headline,
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"Pervert teacher arrested
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at Jack Whitehall's former school."
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Where is Emma Watson now?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
233
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:10
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
This guy wasn't even a teacher when I was there.
Scroll down and there's Professor Noncey-Bollocks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Scroll down and there's Professor Noncey-Bollocks,
That is the worst photo that's ever been taken of me. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
That is the worst photo that's ever been taken of me.
That photo is so unattractive, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
That photo is so unattractive,
And they really felt the need as well to do me dirty in the caption. Yeah. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And they really felt the need as well to do me dirty in the ...
Really. They felt it was necessary to point out that of these two images, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Really. They felt it was necessary to point out that of thes...
The weirdest reaction to this story, hands down, was my mother's. Okay? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
The weirdest reaction to this story, hands down, was my moth...
I saw my mum about a week after this article had been printed. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I saw my mum about a week after this article had been printe...
Went to her house, she's in the kitchen, big shit-eating grin on her face. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Went to her house, she's in the kitchen, big shit-eatin...
She was like, "I saw you in the newspaper." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:23
She was like, "I saw you in the newspaper."
The final kick in the bollocks came when I read the main body of the article, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
The final kick in the bollocks came when I read the main bod...
I took it down off my mum's fridge, and I'm gonna read you this short extract. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I took it down off my mum's fridge, and I'm gonna ...
Now bearing in mind I've already got issues with my billing - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Now bearing in mind I've already got issues with my bil...
'Cause I wasn't the only famous former pupil - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
'Cause I wasn't the only famous former pupil
"Criminal proceedings have been brought against David Chambers, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
"Criminal proceedings have been brought against David C...
"I'm gonna write an article about a pedophile teacher today." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
"I'm gonna write an article about a pedophile teac...
Don't put those pictures next to each other in an article as well. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Don't put those pictures next to each other in an artic...
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading Clifford out of the courtroom - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
For God's sake, it makes it look like I'm leading ...
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting material. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I think now you're ready for some of the hard-hitting m...
Is it just me, or have those - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Is it just me, or have those