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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

"Oh my God. Did you hear that?He just disrespected me." "He has just disrespectedyour...

"Oh my God. Did you hear that?
He just disrespected me." "He has just disrespected
your girl, Jack." "You gonna let that happen? Gonna let him
disrespect your girl like that?" "Are you just gonna stand there, Jack,
and do nothing about it?" "Yep." "Have you seen the head on the fucker?" "I couldn't inflict any pain
upon this man." "At a push,
I could maybe hurt his feelings." "But that is all I have in my locker." "I am but a humble wordsmith, Roxy." "And whilst I am a firm believer
of the idiom 'The pen is mightier than the sword, ' we're in America right now, and these cunts have guns."

Full Transcript

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"Oh my God. Did you hear that? He just disrespected me."
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"He has just disrespected your girl, Jack."
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"You gonna let that happen? Gonna let him disrespect your girl like that?"
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"Are you just gonna stand there, Jack, and do nothing about it?"
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"Yep."
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"Have you seen the head on the fucker?"
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"I couldn't inflict any pain upon this man."
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"At a push, I could maybe hurt his feelings."
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"But that is all I have in my locker."
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"I am but a humble wordsmith, Roxy."
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"And whilst I am a firm believer of the idiom
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'The pen is mightier than the sword, '
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we're in America right now,
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and these cunts have guns."
Duration
40 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:32
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.