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Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me through security
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bankwhen they take me through security

Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank
when they take me through security

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Oh my God. I fuck around now with the bank when they take me through security.
Duration
6 seconds
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36
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:31
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
"Hello, sir. Gonna take you through security today.&quo...
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?&qu...
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going out for three years, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going...
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never left." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never lef...
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times worse, okay? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times...
We'd been going out for six months, six months into our relationship, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
We'd been going out for six months, six months into our...
"I know a lot of Jacks." "How many bloody Jacks?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
"I know a lot of Jacks." "How many bloody Jac...
But there is one oversight with it, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
But there is one oversight with it,
I'm not saying that I need all of the nitty-gritty details, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:15
I'm not saying that I need all of the nitty-gritty deta...
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, she went, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:22
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, s...
Don't do that! That's a very important bit of kit. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Don't do that! That's a very important bit of kit.
Yeah, so she is a member of the diabetic community, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Yeah, so she is a member of the diabetic community,
Bitten by another diabetic - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Bitten by another diabetic
No, the night of the BRITs, we found out, um, that she had diabetes - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
No, the night of the BRITs, we found out, um, that she had d...
She fainted, uh, halfway through Harry Styles's performance. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
She fainted, uh, halfway through Harry Styles's perform...
Yes, I am aware. That is quite coincidental timing. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Yes, I am aware. That is quite coincidental timing.
Don't worry, there were a few raised eyebrows, not least from me. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Don't worry, there were a few raised eyebrows, not leas...
"Oh my God, her blood sugar levels are spiking dangerously." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
"Oh my God, her blood sugar levels are spiking dangerou...
No, but anyway, yeah. So she ended up being put into an ambulance - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
No, but anyway, yeah. So she ended up being put into an ambu...