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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

"Ooh, what shall we put on Netflixas we doze off in each other's arms?" "Ooh, what about...

"Ooh, what shall we put on Netflix
as we doze off in each other's arms?" "Ooh, what about this?
The Connecticut Cannibal." What is it with you ladies
watching true crime right before you go to bed?

Full Transcript

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"Ooh, what shall we put on Netflix as we doze off in each other's arms?"
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"Ooh, what about this? The Connecticut Cannibal."
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What is it with you ladies watching true crime
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right before you go to bed?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:51
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
And then having the temerity to wake up the following morning and be like, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
And then having the temerity to wake up the following mornin...
You literally fell asleep to a documentary about a serial killer - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
You literally fell asleep to a documentary about a serial ki...
I can't watch anything with my missus because of the questions. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I can't watch anything with my missus because of the qu...
I've never experienced anything like it in my entire life. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I've never experienced anything like it in my entire li...
There are 110-year-old women in severe cognitive decline - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
There are 110-year-old women in severe cognitive decline
She needs a "previously on..." at the beginning of every scene. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She needs a "previously on..." at the beginning of...
She's like, "Who's he? Wait, sorry, what's his name again?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:48
She's like, "Who's he? Wait, sorry, what'...
I'll be like, "Oh my God, I think we finally made the breakthrough." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I'll be like, "Oh my God, I think we finally made ...
"Who's she? What's her name again? Is she a goodie or a baddie?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
"Who's she? What's her name again? Is she a g...
I should be standing up for her. That is my duty as her man. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I should be standing up for her. That is my duty as her man.
To be honest, that is the only time I struggle in our relationship, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
To be honest, that is the only time I struggle in our relati...
Just one woman involuntary guffawing - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Just one woman involuntary guffawing
Admittedly, this pose is not helping me right now. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Admittedly, this pose is not helping me right now.
No. But I'm held to this ridiculously high standard, that's the problem, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
No. But I'm held to this ridiculously high standard, th...
He was from the north of England. He drank beer. He played rugby league. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He was from the north of England. He drank beer. He played r...
He used to get into fights. Yeah. Often on her behalf. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
He used to get into fights. Yeah. Often on her behalf.
If someone disrespected her, he would knock them out. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
If someone disrespected her, he would knock them out.
I said to her, "Now you're going out with me, love." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
I said to her, "Now you're going out with me, love...
But now, anyone that so much as looks at her funny, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
But now, anyone that so much as looks at her funny,
And as a coward, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And as a coward,