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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Or my favorite one,"Where did you meet your spouse?" And my bank legallyhas to accept the...

Or my favorite one,
"Where did you meet your spouse?" And my bank legally
has to accept the answer

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Or my favorite one, "Where did you meet your spouse?"
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And my bank legally has to accept the answer.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:49
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
My girlfriend got annoyed at me recently
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going out for three years, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
She was like, "That's weird. We've been going...
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never left." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
She's now saved as "One-night stand that never lef...
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times worse, okay? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Because what she had me saved as in her phone, hundred times...
We'd been going out for six months, six months into our relationship, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
We'd been going out for six months, six months into our...
"I know a lot of Jacks." "How many bloody Jacks?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
"I know a lot of Jacks." "How many bloody Jac...
But there is one oversight with it, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
But there is one oversight with it,
I'm not saying that I need all of the nitty-gritty details, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:15
I'm not saying that I need all of the nitty-gritty deta...
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, she went, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:22
She warned me in advance. When we first started going out, s...
Don't do that! That's a very important bit of kit. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Don't do that! That's a very important bit of kit.
Yeah, so she is a member of the diabetic community, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Yeah, so she is a member of the diabetic community,
Bitten by another diabetic - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Bitten by another diabetic
No, the night of the BRITs, we found out, um, that she had diabetes - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
No, the night of the BRITs, we found out, um, that she had d...
She fainted, uh, halfway through Harry Styles's performance. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
She fainted, uh, halfway through Harry Styles's perform...
Yes, I am aware. That is quite coincidental timing. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Yes, I am aware. That is quite coincidental timing.
Don't worry, there were a few raised eyebrows, not least from me. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Don't worry, there were a few raised eyebrows, not leas...
"Oh my God, her blood sugar levels are spiking dangerously." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
"Oh my God, her blood sugar levels are spiking dangerou...
No, but anyway, yeah. So she ended up being put into an ambulance - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
No, but anyway, yeah. So she ended up being put into an ambu...
Year before, I'd been hobnobbing with Stormzy and Rag'n'Bone Man. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Year before, I'd been hobnobbing with Stormzy and Rag&#...
This time round, I was in a hospital, my girlfriend stricken to a bed - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
This time round, I was in a hospital, my girlfriend stricken...