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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Right. Next time a bounceris rude to her, okay, I am gonna stride up to the frontof the...

Right. Next time a bouncer
is rude to her, okay, I am gonna stride up to the front
of the line at Wetherspoon's. Huh?

Full Transcript

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Right. Next time a bouncer is rude to her, okay,
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I am gonna stride up to the front of the line at Wetherspoon's. Huh?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:40
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I'll whip off one of my socks, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:36
I'll whip off one of my socks,
You see, this is my problem. I'm not a violent guy, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
You see, this is my problem. I'm not a violent guy,
I was in Ibiza, the party island, having a rave in one of the clubs, and... - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I was in Ibiza, the party island, having a rave in one of th...
Yeah, let's just say some drink had been taken. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Yeah, let's just say some drink had been taken.
I was in Ibiza, my jaw was on the mainland. Like... - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I was in Ibiza, my jaw was on the mainland. Like...
Anyway, in this state, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Anyway, in this state,
I was like, "Oh my God, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:20
I was like, "Oh my God,
He had the sleeve tattoos. Spray-on jeans. That little fanny-pack across his chest. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He had the sleeve tattoos. Spray-on jeans. That little fanny...
"Fuckin' 'ell." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:13
"Fuckin' 'ell."
And then I'm sort of drunkenly hovering above his head, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
And then I'm sort of drunkenly hovering above his head,
At which point, I'm not gonna lie, I sobered up very quickly. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
At which point, I'm not gonna lie, I sobered up very qu...
He turns around, furious, hair tumbling down his face. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
He turns around, furious, hair tumbling down his face.
He was like, "Why the fuck did you do that?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
He was like, "Why the fuck did you do that?"
There was a lot of music in the club, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
There was a lot of music in the club,
I feel like I may have fucked my hair for the rest of this recording now. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I feel like I may have fucked my hair for the rest of this r...
Where was I? Oh, yes. So, being silly. Foolish behavior. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Where was I? Oh, yes. So, being silly. Foolish behavior.
That is not behavior becoming of a man teetering on the precipice of middle age. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That is not behavior becoming of a man teetering on the prec...
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to get away with that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Honestly, this feels like the last show I'll be able to...
Because also, as many of you are aware, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Because also, as many of you are aware,
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Just, uh, for our family and friends at Hello! magazine.