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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

She was like, "So, what does everyonewanna see most on this safari?" Her husband was...

She was like, "So, what does everyone
wanna see most on this safari?" Her husband was like,
"I'd like to see a tiger." Good luck, mate.
You're on the wrong fucking continent

Full Transcript

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She was like, "So, what does everyone wanna see most on this safari?"
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Her husband was like, "I'd like to see a tiger."
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Good luck, mate. You're on the wrong fucking continent.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:32
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Honestly, in the end, the only way I could get through the week - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Honestly, in the end, the only way I could get through the w...
He did not like that chat at all. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
He did not like that chat at all.
He was like, "What in the world are you talking about, son?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
He was like, "What in the world are you talking about, ...
"It's not natural." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
"It's not natural."
Remember when they announced the live-action Beauty and the Beast, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Remember when they announced the live-action Beauty and the ...
"You can't have that in a Disney movie, a man loving another man." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
"You can't have that in a Disney movie, a man lovi...
That film is about a woman fucking a wildebeest. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
That film is about a woman fucking a wildebeest.
To be fair, I don't think I've taken that directly from the Disney Plus description. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
To be fair, I don't think I've taken that directly...
It just happened with the live-action Little Mermaid. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
It just happened with the live-action Little Mermaid.
"You can't have that. You can't have a mixed-race Ariel." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
"You can't have that. You can't have a mixed-...
She is the most mixed-race character that has ever been conceived. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She is the most mixed-race character that has ever been conc...
The worst was a tweet, it had thousands of retweets, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
The worst was a tweet, it had thousands of retweets,
How desperately sad are you - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
How desperately sad are you
He was like, "It's not even scientifically possible, right, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
He was like, "It's not even scientifically possibl...
I guess the only thing they should've updated is the ending, right? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I guess the only thing they should've updated is the en...
If Ariel is mixed-race, she's got to marry the prince, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
If Ariel is mixed-race, she's got to marry the prince,
I feel a bit sorry for them, but, then again, at the end of the day, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I feel a bit sorry for them, but, then again, at the end of ...
Honestly, I saw a lovely article recently, groundbreaking news, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
Honestly, I saw a lovely article recently, groundbreaking ne...
The only person I felt a little sorry for when I read that article - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
The only person I felt a little sorry for when I read that a...
Come on. A superhero that's a woman that used to be a man? Great. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Come on. A superhero that's a woman that used to be a m...