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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

She was like, "Yes!Like drive Route 66 or go on a safari." I was thinking more likesmoke...

She was like, "Yes!
Like drive Route 66 or go on a safari." I was thinking more like
smoke crystal meth just once, just to see what all the fuss is about

Full Transcript

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She was like, "Yes! Like drive Route 66 or go on a safari."
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I was thinking more like smoke crystal meth just once,
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just to see what all the fuss is about.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:12
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing one for yonks. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing o...
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've already established, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've al...
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?&...
There are certain things in life I will penny-pinch on. That is not one. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
There are certain things in life I will penny-pinch on. That...
If I'm on their turf, I'm gonna need the state-of-the-art armored 4x4. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
If I'm on their turf, I'm gonna need the state-of-...
I'm gonna need the park ranger that looks like The Rock. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm gonna need the park ranger that looks like The Rock...
"Oh look, that guy over there is offering it for half price." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
"Oh look, that guy over there is offering it for half p...
The only thing they gave me to defend myself from lions, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
The only thing they gave me to defend myself from lions,
I was like, "What the fuck is this gonna do?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
I was like, "What the fuck is this gonna do?"
I said, "Right, what do I do if an elephant charges me?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:35
I said, "Right, what do I do if an elephant charges me?...
That meant, for the duration of our safari, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
That meant, for the duration of our safari,
Now these Floridians...? What's the word they have for people from Florida? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Now these Floridians...? What's the word they have for ...
It's important that I do. I'm not saying this to be crass, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
It's important that I do. I'm not saying this to b...
I do not have prejudice against anyone for their size. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I do not have prejudice against anyone for their size.
Unless - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Unless
At that point, yep, I become a little bit judgy. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
At that point, yep, I become a little bit judgy.
It turned what should've been a pleasant holiday - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
It turned what should've been a pleasant holiday
Every day, trundling around the Serengeti - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Every day, trundling around the Serengeti
Every time I went past a lion, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Every time I went past a lion,
Roxy kept trying to put me at ease. "Jack, don't worry." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:36
Roxy kept trying to put me at ease. "Jack, don't w...