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This time round, I was in a hospital, my girlfriend stricken to a bed
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

This time round, I was in a hospital,my girlfriend stricken to a bed with tubes coming out...

This time round, I was in a hospital,
my girlfriend stricken to a bed with tubes coming out of her arms,
and me in the waiting room, genuinely worrying that I might never
see the love of my life again

Full Transcript

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This time round, I was in a hospital, my girlfriend stricken to a bed
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with tubes coming out of her arms, and me in the waiting room,
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genuinely worrying that I might never see the love of my life again.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:50
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
So you can picture her in your mind's eye, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
So you can picture her in your mind's eye,
Um, before she dated me, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Um, before she dated me,
That is a great act to have to follow. Do you know how depressing that is? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That is a great act to have to follow. Do you know how depre...
Mainly depressing knowing that the only reason your girlfriend is with you - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Mainly depressing knowing that the only reason your girlfrie...
"Ticktock, off you pop." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
"Ticktock, off you pop."
I mean, also depressing 'cause I'll never be able to watch his films ever again. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I mean, also depressing 'cause I'll never be able ...
Yeah. The Departed, Gangs of New York. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Yeah. The Departed, Gangs of New York.
I'm like, "Go on, Rose! Dunk him! Dunk him!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
I'm like, "Go on, Rose! Dunk him! Dunk him!"
She's had to trade in the Wolf of Wall Street - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
She's had to trade in the Wolf of Wall Street
She does these tutorials on her Instagram, which are great. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
She does these tutorials on her Instagram, which are great.
She was doing a tutorial about insulin injections, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:32
She was doing a tutorial about insulin injections,
It's how I discovered my dad knows how to use both the magnifying glass - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
It's how I discovered my dad knows how to use both the ...
That is the main department in which it affects your relationship, diabetes. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That is the main department in which it affects your relatio...
It means your pancreas doesn't produce enough insulin, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
It means your pancreas doesn't produce enough insulin,
And if you do any strenuous exercise, they can dip very dangerously low. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
And if you do any strenuous exercise, they can dip very dang...
Now what that translates to in real life - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:15
Now what that translates to in real life
If I roll over after sex - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:20
If I roll over after sex
I asked her, "We've been going out for three years." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:28
I asked her, "We've been going out for three years...
"You have just ruined this bottomless brunch." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
"You have just ruined this bottomless brunch."
When I was living in America last year, the amount of times Americans would say, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:17
When I was living in America last year, the amount of times ...