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Twelve steps away from those losers!
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

Twelve steps away from those losers!

Twelve steps away from those losers!

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Twelve steps away from those losers!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:51
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
And the TikTok said that red wine actually has quite a lot of health benefits. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
And the TikTok said that red wine actually has quite a lot o...
That was definitely an alcoholic, not a doctor, cheering in the back there! - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That was definitely an alcoholic, not a doctor, cheering in ...
To be fair, that is when you know that you drink too much, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
To be fair, that is when you know that you drink too much,
I think, over the years, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I think, over the years,
Okay, white wine has ellagic acid in it, which is good for your circulation. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Okay, white wine has ellagic acid in it, which is good for y...
Uh, Jägerbombs, uh, keep you alert if you're driving late at night. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Uh, Jägerbombs, uh, keep you alert if you're driving la...
Stella? "Fucking Stella!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Stella? "Fucking Stella!"
Uh, um, I'll take you through the beers. I heard Guinness over there as well. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Uh, um, I'll take you through the beers. I heard Guinne...
Stella is a lager which has riboflavin, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Stella is a lager which has riboflavin,
You said Guinness, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
You said Guinness,
And craft IPAs help you tell which one of your friends is a bell end. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
And craft IPAs help you tell which one of your friends is a ...
The other day, I saw for sale a bottle of non-alcoholic sambuca. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
The other day, I saw for sale a bottle of non-alcoholic samb...
Who the fuck is buying non-alcoholic sambuca? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Who the fuck is buying non-alcoholic sambuca?
Newsflash, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:10
Newsflash,
No one is drinking 'buca for its wonderful flavor profile. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
No one is drinking 'buca for its wonderful flavor profi...
It's so gross, it's only serving suggestion is "on fire." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
It's so gross, it's only serving suggestion is &qu...
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet Sauvignon, please?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Oh, sommelier, can I get a bottle of the 1986 Cabernet...
You would still wake up the following morning - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
You would still wake up the following morning
I do try, as I get a little bit older, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I do try, as I get a little bit older,
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I genuinely think I drink as a crutch,