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We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tragedy at the time
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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

We had actually, quite sadly, been throughsome personal tragedy at the time, and it felt...

We had actually, quite sadly, been through
some personal tragedy at the time, and it felt like
the only option at that point was either to go to therapy or get a dog

Full Transcript

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We had actually, quite sadly, been through some personal tragedy at the time,
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and it felt like the only option at that point
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was either to go to therapy or get a dog.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:37
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I was like, "Tell me about therapy." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
I was like, "Tell me about therapy."
You know, the kind of dog you might see tattooed onto the arm of a Millwall fan. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
You know, the kind of dog you might see tattooed onto the ar...
Kinda dog that gets you a little bit of distance and respect - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
Kinda dog that gets you a little bit of distance and respect
I wanted a hound. This thing looks like it came out of a Kinder Surprise. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I wanted a hound. This thing looks like it came out of a Kin...
It's the opposite of a guard dog. I've been abused because of my dog. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's the opposite of a guard dog. I've been abused...
He's like, "'Ere, mate, does your dog come in a men's?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
He's like, "'Ere, mate, does your dog come in...
I was like, "I wouldn't judge a book by its cover, buddy." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
I was like, "I wouldn't judge a book by its cover,...
We got the lamest breed. "It's fine. We'll make up for it with the name." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
We got the lamest breed. "It's fine. We'll ma...
My girlfriend wanted to call our toy poodle - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
My girlfriend wanted to call our toy poodle
That's when the foot came down. We're not having a dog called Beyoncé. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That's when the foot came down. We're not having a...
Can you imagine me in a park, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
Can you imagine me in a park,
"Oh my God, Jack, what happened to the dog?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
"Oh my God, Jack, what happened to the dog?"
She's like, "No, you should treat the dog just like you'd treat our actual child." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
She's like, "No, you should treat the dog just lik...
I was like, "It's not a rescue dog. I paid a woman on the Internet for it." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I was like, "It's not a rescue dog. I paid a woman...
This woman, the breeder. Oh my God, she saw us coming a mile off. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
This woman, the breeder. Oh my God, she saw us coming a mile...
I was like, "Nice to meet a fellow comedian." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I was like, "Nice to meet a fellow comedian."
You are getting negotiated down, don't you worry about that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
You are getting negotiated down, don't you worry about ...
I'd been warned, don't do it in person, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I'd been warned, don't do it in person,
I said, "We'll do a Zoom." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I said, "We'll do a Zoom."
So we arranged a Zoom so that Roxy could see the dog, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
So we arranged a Zoom so that Roxy could see the dog,