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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

We're there with the baby books, and I'm on Googletyping in the top ten stripper names

We're there with the baby books, and I'm on Google
typing in the top ten stripper names

Full Transcript

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We're there with the baby books,
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and I'm on Google typing in the top ten stripper names.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:39
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
Know what? There is a website with the top ten stripper names, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Know what? There is a website with the top ten stripper name...
We had six months before we started trying for a baby - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
We had six months before we started trying for a baby
I wanna do all the fun, impromptu, sort of reckless things - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I wanna do all the fun, impromptu, sort of reckless things
She was like, "Yes! Like drive Route 66 or go on a safari." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
She was like, "Yes! Like drive Route 66 or go on a safa...
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing one for yonks. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I gave in on the safari. She's been dreaming of doing o...
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've already established, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I could think of nothing worse, 'cause as we've al...
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
I said, "We'll do it, but on my terms, all right?&...
There are certain things in life I will penny-pinch on. That is not one. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
There are certain things in life I will penny-pinch on. That...
If I'm on their turf, I'm gonna need the state-of-the-art armored 4x4. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
If I'm on their turf, I'm gonna need the state-of-...
I'm gonna need the park ranger that looks like The Rock. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I'm gonna need the park ranger that looks like The Rock...
"Oh look, that guy over there is offering it for half price." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:18
"Oh look, that guy over there is offering it for half p...
The only thing they gave me to defend myself from lions, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
The only thing they gave me to defend myself from lions,
I was like, "What the fuck is this gonna do?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:19
I was like, "What the fuck is this gonna do?"
I said, "Right, what do I do if an elephant charges me?" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:35
I said, "Right, what do I do if an elephant charges me?...
That meant, for the duration of our safari, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:11
That meant, for the duration of our safari,
Now these Floridians...? What's the word they have for people from Florida? - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Now these Floridians...? What's the word they have for ...
It's important that I do. I'm not saying this to be crass, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
It's important that I do. I'm not saying this to b...
I do not have prejudice against anyone for their size. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I do not have prejudice against anyone for their size.
Unless - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
Unless
At that point, yep, I become a little bit judgy. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
At that point, yep, I become a little bit judgy.