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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

"Would you like bottled water or tap?" "Oh, well, when you put it like that." Why do they...

"Would you like bottled water or tap?" "Oh, well, when you put it like that." Why do they always have to frame it
in that way?

Full Transcript

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"Would you like bottled water or tap?"
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"Oh, well, when you put it like that."
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Why do they always have to frame it in that way?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:05
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
All water has technically come through a tap at some point, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
All water has technically come through a tap at some point,
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
This waitress wasn't out in a field this morning,
No, but they say "tap" because words have power, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
No, but they say "tap" because words have power,
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:12
The waitress walking out there with a mangy pail of water
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the point. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Maybe I have quite a vivid imagination, but you get the poin...
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she was taking the piss. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She's back with the menus. By this point, I thought she...
She's like, "Right, well, we serve things in this menu family-style." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:33
She's like, "Right, well, we serve things in this ...
I was like, "Oh, madam." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:14
I was like, "Oh, madam."
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with that. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I love that we live in a country where you can get away with...
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged for it. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Ordering a bottle of wine at lunch and not getting judged fo...
That picture, the jolly day-drinker, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
That picture, the jolly day-drinker,
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to America permanently. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
That... That is the kind of reason I could never move to Ame...
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the move permanently, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
And I nearly did. At the end of last year, I nearly made the...
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Ironically, I'd failed to pull out in another situation...
Ultimately, I realized that I wanna raise my kid here. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
Ultimately, I realized that I wanna raise my kid here.
I wanna settle down here. Whisper it quietly, I like it here. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I wanna settle down here. Whisper it quietly, I like it here...
I think there's enough people in this country - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I think there's enough people in this country
Ultimately, there's a host of different reasons - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Ultimately, there's a host of different reasons
And I realized the longer I spent away, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:08
And I realized the longer I spent away,
LA is 365 days a year of sunshine. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
LA is 365 days a year of sunshine.