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Jack Whitehall: Settle Down

You are getting negotiated down,don't you worry about that

You are getting negotiated down,
don't you worry about that

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You are getting negotiated down, don't you worry about that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:26
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall takes the stage at London's O2 Arena to riff on dogs, drinking, dining alone, and finally deciding to settle down and become a father.
I'd been warned, don't do it in person, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
I'd been warned, don't do it in person,
I said, "We'll do a Zoom." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I said, "We'll do a Zoom."
So we arranged a Zoom so that Roxy could see the dog, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:09
So we arranged a Zoom so that Roxy could see the dog,
I said, "It's vitally important when we get onto Zoom with this charlatan, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:21
I said, "It's vitally important when we get onto Z...
"Oh my God!" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:27
"Oh my God!"
I paid six grand for a barking toilet brush. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
I paid six grand for a barking toilet brush.
The breeder dropped it round a week later. She's outside my house in her new Porsche. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
The breeder dropped it round a week later. She's outsid...
"Hi!" "Fuck you." - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
"Hi!" "Fuck you."
It's got an underbite. It's got breathing issues. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
It's got an underbite. It's got breathing issues.
Admittedly, "Hasn't got enough nipples" - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
Admittedly, "Hasn't got enough nipples"
I don't care how many nipples a dog has, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
I don't care how many nipples a dog has,
There should be a divisible amount of nipples on a dog. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
There should be a divisible amount of nipples on a dog.
I was like, "Roxy, take a photograph of this animal's undercarriage, - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:26
I was like, "Roxy, take a photograph of this animal...
For six grand, I was expecting it to be able to do cartwheels - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
For six grand, I was expecting it to be able to do cartwheel...
She thought that was a priority, to set it up as a dog influencer. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
She thought that was a priority, to set it up as a dog influ...
She posts pictures as the dog. She sends me messages as the dog. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
She posts pictures as the dog. She sends me messages as the ...
Especially when the tone of the messages you are receiving from your own dog - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:07
Especially when the tone of the messages you are receiving f...
All of a sudden, my DMs are getting lit up by an angry poodle. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:06
All of a sudden, my DMs are getting lit up by an angry poodl...
"Do you think it's acceptable to go out drinking - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:22
"Do you think it's acceptable to go out drinking
I got a kinky message from the dog the other day as well by the way. - Jack Whitehall: Settle Down 00:05
I got a kinky message from the dog the other day as well by ...