"Jackass Forever" quotes

Jackass Forever poster
After 11 years, the Jackass crew is back for another crusade.

Director: Jeff Tremaine
Writer: Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña, Derrick Beckles, J.P. Blackmon
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, reality-tv
Year: 2022
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $57,743,451
Released: 04 Feb 2022
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

71 Clips

When the beast awakens the monster arises - Jackass Forever 00:05 When the beast awakens the monster arises Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing Brah - Jackass Forever 00:06 Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing Brah Did they put that goofy ass beard on in makeup - Jackass Forever 00:09 Did they put that goofy ass beard on in makeup Is there an antidope here - Jackass Forever 00:11 Is there an antidope here Hey Feel that shit man That motherfucker was trying to hurt me man - Jackass Forever 00:05 Hey Feel that shit man That motherfucker was trying to hurt... I felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass Oh my God - Jackass Forever 00:06 I felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass Oh my God First time you got cummed on - Jackass Forever 00:07 First time you got cummed on I don't think he's very happy No - Jackass Forever 00:13 I don't think he's very happy No So here we are back at the bullring - Jackass Forever 00:20 So here we are back at the bullring We got the whambulance coming for you if you don't get to this next bit - Jackass Forever 00:13 We got the whambulance coming for you if you don't get to... I can barely taste the pig cum in this - Jackass Forever 00:05 I can barely taste the pig cum in this You look scareder than me and this is your shit - Jackass Forever 00:05 You look scareder than me and this is your shit You just got cummed on dude That's pig cum - Jackass Forever 00:19 You just got cummed on dude That's pig cum Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world - Jackass Forever 00:19 Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world I don't know what's worse the wedgie or these - Jackass Forever 00:12 I don't know what's worse the wedgie or these Well you're wearing it backwards or upside down - Jackass Forever 00:07 Well you're wearing it backwards or upside down Give him a kiss - Jackass Forever 00:27 Give him a kiss A lot of people ask What will Jackass be like once we're older - Jackass Forever 00:08 A lot of people ask What will Jackass be like once we're... How many times do we get to play - Jackass Forever 00:07 How many times do we get to play He's talking smack - Jackass Forever 00:05 He's talking smack And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics - Jackass Forever 00:07 And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics Oh shit Imma pass out - Jackass Forever 00:07 Oh shit Imma pass out I should not have ate Indian and Cuban food in the same day - Jackass Forever 00:05 I should not have ate Indian and Cuban food in the same day I just said why can't I wear my cool hat - Jackass Forever 00:05 I just said why can't I wear my cool hat Yeah no no Oh that was Noooo - Jackass Forever 00:06 Yeah no no Oh that was Noooo This is so fucked up I knew this was going to fucking happen - Jackass Forever 00:06 This is so fucked up I knew this was going to fucking happen So if we get bit we die - Jackass Forever 00:06 So if we get bit we die Dude Where were you - Jackass Forever 00:05 Dude Where were you Just say This is body surfing we don't need an intro - Jackass Forever 00:09 Just say This is body surfing we don't need an intro Fuck this cup sucked - Jackass Forever 00:11 Fuck this cup sucked How did you beat me - Jackass Forever 00:10 How did you beat me Okay there's enough meat there - Jackass Forever 00:05 Okay there's enough meat there I'm kind of embarrassed right now Like - Jackass Forever 00:12 I'm kind of embarrassed right now Like Oh my lip is so fucked up you guys - Jackass Forever 00:08 Oh my lip is so fucked up you guys Oh my God I'm not doing that again - Jackass Forever 00:12 Oh my God I'm not doing that again Yeah that rang my bell - Jackass Forever 00:06 Yeah that rang my bell No you don't know shit - Jackass Forever 00:06 No you don't know shit It happened so fast - Jackass Forever 00:09 It happened so fast It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but - Jackass Forever 00:10 It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but That was a violent brawl - Jackass Forever 00:05 That was a violent brawl Harvested gallons and gallons of this Does it smell like pig semen - Jackass Forever 00:09 Harvested gallons and gallons of this Does it smell like pig... Milk milk lemonade turn the corner and fudge is made - Jackass Forever 00:09 Milk milk lemonade turn the corner and fudge is made There's a door I just opened it I swear to God - Jackass Forever 00:07 There's a door I just opened it I swear to God How's Raab not in this - Jackass Forever 00:06 How's Raab not in this Look at Dave's face - Jackass Forever 00:09 Look at Dave's face He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him - Jackass Forever 00:08 He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat - Jackass Forever 00:13 But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat That bull didn't like fucking magic - Jackass Forever 00:04 That bull didn't like fucking magic If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today - Jackass Forever 00:12 If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today I am Poopies Big time movie star - Jackass Forever 00:09 I am Poopies Big time movie star His nuts are bleeding We got blood - Jackass Forever 00:23 His nuts are bleeding We got blood It's semen all right - Jackass Forever 00:04 It's semen all right Zackass he's a real wild crazy guy - Jackass Forever 00:16 Zackass he's a real wild crazy guy Hello I am Johnny the Magnificent - Jackass Forever 00:10 Hello I am Johnny the Magnificent The Jackass guys are getting old we paid our dues - Jackass Forever 00:06 The Jackass guys are getting old we paid our dues Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test - Jackass Forever 00:19 Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test I'm gonna fuck you up man You supposed to be having my back - Jackass Forever 00:07 I'm gonna fuck you up man You supposed to be having my back This western diamondback rattlesnake is very very venomous - Jackass Forever 00:06 This western diamondback rattlesnake is very very venomous No fuck you - Jackass Forever 00:06 No fuck you I went up high as a moose's caboose - Jackass Forever 00:04 I went up high as a moose's caboose And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes - Jackass Forever 00:08 And if you're wondering if the curtains match the drapes Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson - Jackass Forever 00:09 Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson We ain't a fucking bunch of NASA scientists over here you know what I mean - Jackass Forever 00:08 We ain't a fucking bunch of NASA scientists over here you... What did you guys do to Eric - Jackass Forever 00:04 What did you guys do to Eric Preston should have pooped before he came to work today - Jackass Forever 00:08 Preston should have pooped before he came to work today No it's metal right here I'm not fucking stupid - Jackass Forever 00:05 No it's metal right here I'm not fucking stupid You might be younger - Jackass Forever 00:10 You might be younger I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded - Jackass Forever 00:16 I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure - Jackass Forever 00:05 You still got those million dollar teeth that's for sure Well we have our winners and we have Steve O - Jackass Forever 00:06 Well we have our winners and we have Steve O His nuts are bleeding We got blood - Jackass Forever 00:23 His nuts are bleeding We got blood

Cast

Self - Johnny Knoxville
Self - Steve-O
Self - Chris Pontius
Self - Dave England
Self - Ehren McGhehey
Self - Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña
Self - Preston Lacy
Self - Davon Wilson
Self - Sean McInerney
Self - Zach Holmes
Self - Eric Manaka
Self - Rachel Wolfson
Self - Compston Wilson
Self - Jeff Tremaine
Self - Dimitry Elyashkevich
Self - Sean Cliver
Self - Trip Taylor
Self - Greg Iguchi
Self - Rick Kosick
Self - Lance Bangs
Self - Spike Jonze
Self - Shanna Zablow Newton
Self - Arthur H. Spiegel III
Self - Errol Chatham
Self - Alia Shawkat
Self - Jalen Ramsey
Self - Tyler the Creator
Self - Lionel Boyce
Self - Otmara Marrero
Self - Travis Bennett
Self - Sydney Bennett
Self - Tony Hawk
Self - Nick Merlino
Self - David Gravette
Self - Aaron Homoki
Self - Natalie Palamides
Self - Courtney Pauroso
Self - Rob Dyrdek
Self - Eric André
Self - Francis Ngannou
Self - Danielle O'Toole
Self - P.K. Subban
Self - Tory Belleci
Self - Bam Margera
Self - Stephanie Angulo
Self - Colson Baker
Self - Chris Raab
Self - Brent Stoller
Self - Parks Bonifay
Luca De Massis - Luca De Massis
Self - Scott Handley
Self - Brandon Leffler
Self - Michael Rooney
Self - Jules Sylvester
Self - J.P. Blackmon
Self - Brandon DiCamillo
Self - Ryan Dunn
Self - Seamus Frawley
Self - Charles Grisham
Self - Mike Kassak
Self - Gary Leffew
Self - Joe Oz
Self - D.J. Paul
Self - Axe Pontius
Self - Rake Yohn