"Jackass Number Two" quotes

00:07 Steve O if your asshole can't see the camera 00:10 I hate that I hate it so bad 00:24 Fuck you Asshole 00:05 And now for the grand finale the leech monocle 00:06 Why would you burn him in the first place Dunn 00:05 Please God don't let there be a Jackass Three 00:04 Are you crying Yeah 00:20 Three of them You gave me a hologram dick 00:11 That puny thing's embarrassing Ape I got a muffed up... 00:07 You fucking fuckers 00:10 You wanna step outside We're already outside numbnuts 00:04 It's just loud It's loud It's going to hurt... 00:07 Water based lubricants Friend or foe 00:04 What did you think That was fun Let's never do that... 00:05 You're going to have that for life No shit 00:13 You all right Yeah Hold on 00:08 That was intense Really intense Well not really intense 00:12 No Dick Farm Dunn ruined it Yeah why'd you ruin it 00:03 You didn't land it 00:05 Dude Wee Man I would never use a card throwing machine on... 00:03 It's so dry 00:05 Another first for Jackass 00:04 Oh my God my hip I think I gave birth 00:05 If you have one on there you should've made it bigger... 00:04 Don't hog it all you little prick 00:05 Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville Welcome to Jackass 00:06 That couldn't have gone any better 00:07 I'm ashamed of myself 00:16 So the boys think they're arriving in a limo for a... 00:06 I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve... 00:06 Steve O if your asshole can't see the camera 00:05 I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm going to the moon 00:06 Oh my God All right cast me out God damn it 00:06 Oh my God He just pleasured a horse 00:09 Okay who brought crabs to the party Fuck me 00:04 I'm going to do in the future 00:05 That long hair don't cover that red neck boy 00:05 My head stopped my body from getting really hurt on that one 00:05 Hey is this okay 00:05 This isn't the best idea ever Yes it is 00:05 After this movie comes out you're totally going to lose... 00:08 Here we are at some random ass ranch 00:04 I just had a leech chomp my eyeball 00:04 Son of a Fuck you 00:05 I'm crying I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm... 00:10 Why would anybody ride this shit 00:04 What I can't hear kind of 00:10 I hate that I hate it so bad 00:05 He ain't soft Swallow it Swallow it nigga 00:14 Keep God out of California 00:14 The hammerhead's right there Oh my God 00:04 That hurt to do that to you 00:04 Dude isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy 00:11 Hello I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the Anaconda... 00:04 Could somebody make a dick run Please 00:09 I'm going to pay this motherfucker right here 200... 00:07 Now Bam just took a golden dildo up his ass at high speed 00:06 I'm staring right down Main Street It's not... 00:05 I think we broke Lance I know 00:04 Wait I'm just wondering Mike is that a crab 00:06 It's moments like these when you know Johnny Knoxville... 00:11 We're at Ape and Phil's house 00:05 You have no hair on your ass It is pretty 00:06 It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine... 00:03 This is really going to suck 00:08 Hey little guy is that a real cigarette 00:04 He's peeing like a girl 00:04 You'd better shit piss asswipe 00:04 All right let's go to the bar 00:05 I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie 00:05 My ass hurts so fucking bad 00:10 No there's a machine in here fucking doing it 00:04 Dude get me out of here 00:03 I'm done 00:05 What was so great about that He didn't even go to... 00:13 What happened You were going about one mile per hour 00:08 If Knoxville goes in there dude 00:05 I never puke ever and I really almost puked then 00:09 I'm Steve O and sorry Dad 00:27 I'm Steve O and this is the Fish Hook 00:05 Doc can you help us Yeah why not 00:06 Last movie you shit in a damn van and now you get to shit in... 00:07 I don't fucking like that dude No I don't fucking... 00:04 All right let's go to the bar 00:07 God I landed straight on my head Oh man that hurt 00:10 All right so here I am 00:09 Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen 00:12 This is the Toro Totter 00:16 So the boys think they're arriving in a limo for a...