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Dude Wee Man I would never use a card throwing machine on you
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Jackass Number Two

Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you!

Steve-O:
Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you!

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Dude Wee Man I would never use a card throwing machine on you
Duration
5 seconds
Views
831
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:58
Uploaded
Nov 24, 2022
Genres
documentary, action, comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures,Dickhouse Productions,MTV Films,Lynch Siderow Productions

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Movie Summary

Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before.
That couldn't have gone any better - Jackass Number Two 00:06
That couldn't have gone any better
That was intense Really intense Well not really intense - Jackass Number Two 00:08
That was intense Really intense Well not really intense
Hey little guy is that a real cigarette - Jackass Number Two 00:08
Hey little guy is that a real cigarette
Don't hog it all you little prick - Jackass Number Two 00:04
Don't hog it all you little prick
You wanna step outside We're already outside numbnuts - Jackass Number Two 00:10
You wanna step outside We're already outside numbnuts
That long hair don't cover that red neck boy - Jackass Number Two 00:05
That long hair don't cover that red neck boy
So the boys think they're arriving in a limo for a photo shoot - Jackass Number Two 00:16
So the boys think they're arriving in a limo for a...
Last movie you shit in a damn van and now you get to shit in a limo - Jackass Number Two 00:06
Last movie you shit in a damn van and now you get to shit in...
I'm going to pay this motherfucker right here 200 smackeroos - Jackass Number Two 00:09
I'm going to pay this motherfucker right here 200...
It's so dry - Jackass Number Two 00:03
It's so dry
He ain't soft Swallow it Swallow it nigga - Jackass Number Two 00:05
He ain't soft Swallow it Swallow it nigga
If Knoxville goes in there dude - Jackass Number Two 00:08
If Knoxville goes in there dude
It's just loud It's loud It's going to hurt really bad but it's just loud - Jackass Number Two 00:04
It's just loud It's loud It's going to hurt...
Son of a Fuck you - Jackass Number Two 00:04
Son of a Fuck you
I'm crying I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm getting shot - Jackass Number Two 00:05
I'm crying I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm...
Hey is this okay - Jackass Number Two 00:06
Hey is this okay
It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine balls - Jackass Number Two 00:06
It's time to play a game with a bunch of these medicine...
What did you think That was fun Let's never do that again - Jackass Number Two 00:04
What did you think That was fun Let's never do that...
Oh my God my hip I think I gave birth - Jackass Number Two 00:04
Oh my God my hip I think I gave birth
This is the Toro Totter - Jackass Number Two 00:12
This is the Toro Totter