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Jackass Number Two

He should have made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing!

Phil Margera:
[after seeing Bam's brand]
He should have made it bigger and more realistic, that puny thing's embarrassing!

Full Transcript

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If you have one on there you should've made it bigger and more realistic
Duration
5 seconds
Views
403
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:15
Uploaded
Nov 24, 2022
Genres
documentary, action, comedy
Production
Paramount Pictures,Dickhouse Productions,MTV Films,Lynch Siderow Productions

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Movie Summary

Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before.
That puny thing's embarrassing Ape I got a muffed up ass butt - Jackass Number Two 00:11
That puny thing's embarrassing Ape I got a muffed up...
No Dick Farm Dunn ruined it Yeah why'd you ruin it - Jackass Number Two 00:12
No Dick Farm Dunn ruined it Yeah why'd you ruin it
Why would you burn him in the first place Dunn - Jackass Number Two 00:06
Why would you burn him in the first place Dunn
Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen - Jackass Number Two 00:09
Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen
What happened You were going about one mile per hour - Jackass Number Two 00:13
What happened You were going about one mile per hour
What was so great about that He didn't even go to Germany - Jackass Number Two 00:05
What was so great about that He didn't even go to...
I'm Steve O and this is the Fish Hook - Jackass Number Two 00:27
I'm Steve O and this is the Fish Hook
That hurt to do that to you - Jackass Number Two 00:04
That hurt to do that to you
Oh my God All right cast me out God damn it - Jackass Number Two 00:06
Oh my God All right cast me out God damn it
The hammerhead's right there Oh my God - Jackass Number Two 00:14
The hammerhead's right there Oh my God
Dude isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy - Jackass Number Two 00:04
Dude isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy
I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve O as my bait - Jackass Number Two 00:06
I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve...
I don't fucking like that dude No I don't fucking like that dude - Jackass Number Two 00:07
I don't fucking like that dude No I don't fucking...
No there's a machine in here fucking doing it - Jackass Number Two 00:10
No there's a machine in here fucking doing it
Dude Wee Man I would never use a card throwing machine on you - Jackass Number Two 00:05
Dude Wee Man I would never use a card throwing machine on...
That couldn't have gone any better - Jackass Number Two 00:06
That couldn't have gone any better
That was intense Really intense Well not really intense - Jackass Number Two 00:08
That was intense Really intense Well not really intense
Hey little guy is that a real cigarette - Jackass Number Two 00:08
Hey little guy is that a real cigarette
Don't hog it all you little prick - Jackass Number Two 00:04
Don't hog it all you little prick
You wanna step outside We're already outside numbnuts - Jackass Number Two 00:10
You wanna step outside We're already outside numbnuts