"Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa" quotes

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa poster
86-year-old Irving Zisman takes a trip from Nebraska to North Carolina to take his 8 year-old grandson, Billy, back to his real father.

Director: Jeff Tremaine
Writer: Johnny Knoxville, Spike Jonze, Jeff Tremaine
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $102,003,019
Released: 25 Oct 2013
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 10 nominations total

32 Clips

Grandpa I'm fucking wasted - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:04
Grandpa I'm fucking wasted
I might be too old to fry the rice but I can still chop the suey that's for sure - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07
I might be too old to fry the rice but I can still chop the...
I love chocolate - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07
I love chocolate
Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:28
Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro
I'm about to whip you motherfucker Up your ass bro - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:21
I'm about to whip you motherfucker Up your ass bro
That looks like the camel toe in your pants - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:11
That looks like the camel toe in your pants
You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:04
You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic
Why are you shaking your head - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:17
Why are you shaking your head
No you're my dad Hmm - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05
No you're my dad Hmm
I thought she'd never die - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:04
I thought she'd never die
Want to see how red I can get my face - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:26
Want to see how red I can get my face
Did you just toot Grandpa SHUSHES - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07
Did you just toot Grandpa SHUSHES
Grab his hand Can we say a prayer - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:28
Grab his hand Can we say a prayer
WOMAN Yeah And she passed away - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:18
WOMAN Yeah And she passed away
You shouldn't drink so much - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:14
You shouldn't drink so much
You know what I want to be when I grow up - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:24
You know what I want to be when I grow up
Was she your girlfriend Yeah - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:13
Was she your girlfriend Yeah
Okay we need some chickens and a big side of poontang - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07
Okay we need some chickens and a big side of poontang
You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a prostitute - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:21
You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a...
Yeah She was a pain in my ass when we were married - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:08
Yeah She was a pain in my ass when we were married
I might be too old to stir the gravy but I can still lick the spoon - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:08
I might be too old to stir the gravy but I can still lick...
Sir can you help me Can you help me sir - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:10
Sir can you help me Can you help me sir
I think - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07
I think
Let's get some damn mustard - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:04
Let's get some damn mustard
WOMAN Yeah And she passed away - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:04
WOMAN Yeah And she passed away
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll huh - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:06
I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll huh
No You took that one And sometimes he sits in it like a baby - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:08
No You took that one And sometimes he sits in it like a baby
You young ladies in the market for a nice bed - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:13
You young ladies in the market for a nice bed
My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05
My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong
Don't hurt me - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05
Don't hurt me
BILLY Thanks for the crime - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:04
BILLY Thanks for the crime
What's your stripper stage name - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07
What's your stripper stage name

Cast

Irving Zisman - Johnny Knoxville
Billy - Jackson Nicoll
Chuck - Gregorio
Kimmie - Georgina Cates
Doctor - Kamber Hejlik
Pageant Reporter - Jill Killington
Juggalo Girl - Madison Davis
Juggalo Guy - George Faughnan
Hostess - Grasie Mercedes
Receptionist - Marilynn Allain
Funeral Worker - Jack Polick
Gloria - Spike Jonze
Ellie - Catherine Keener
Self - Marlon Davis
Self - Quintin Duncan
Self - Diyonte George
Self - Anthony Lanier
Self - Joseph Richmond
Self - Christopher Smiley
Self - Steve Harris
Self - David Barbour
Self - Brett Allison Panzik
Self - Brittany Mumford
Self - Taylor Goldschmidt
Self - Peyton Lytle
Self - Brenna Gaskin
Self - Taylor Hammond
Self - Kassidy Hejlik
Self - Emily Fortenberry
Self - Olivia Aldridge
Self - Tatum Perrine
Self - Abigail Weissert
Self - Madelyn Weissert
Self - Sara Jenkins
Self - Brandi Alden
Self - Meg Crosbie
Self - Blythe Barrington-Hughes
Self - Lily Beaver
Self - Keri Chapin
Self - Isabella Crenshaw
Self - Emily Celeste
Self - Azel C. Colston Jr.
Self - Jimmy L. Gates
Self - Azel Bolden
Self - Lacretia T. Bolden
Self - Lucretia Bolden
Self - Pamelia Tyree-Carr
Self - Marvin Colston
Self - Morris Cammon
Self - Chester Curry III
Self - Carlton Lee Fellows
Self - Verlina Kirk
Self - Charles Lockett
Self - Shawn Long
Self - Kofi Washington
Self - Jin Maley
Self - Paulie Andrew
Self - Sean Cliver
Self - Dimitry Elyashkevich
Self - George Prisco
Self - Jeff Tremaine