"Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa" quotes

00:26 Oh here she is 00:14 That looks like the camel toe in your pants 00:10 No you're my dad Hmm 00:12 I thought she'd never die 00:05 Grandpa I'm fucking wasted 00:08 I might be too old to fry the rice but I can still chop the... 00:15 I love chocolate 00:31 Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro 00:23 I'm about to whip you motherfucker Up your ass bro 00:13 You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic 00:17 Why are you shaking your head 00:27 Want to see how red I can get my face 00:16 Did you just toot Grandpa SHUSHES 00:28 Grab his hand Can we say a prayer 00:24 WOMAN Yeah And she passed away 00:19 You shouldn't drink so much 00:18 Was she your girlfriend Yeah 00:11 Okay we need some chickens and a big side of poontang 00:10 Yeah She was a pain in my ass when we were married 00:28 You know what I want to be when I grow up 00:10 Sir can you help me Can you help me sir 00:59 You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a... 00:12 I might be too old to stir the gravy but I can still lick... 00:07 I think 00:05 Let's get some damn mustard 00:07 I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll huh 00:09 No You took that one And sometimes he sits in it like a baby 00:16 You young ladies in the market for a nice bed 00:09 My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong 00:12 Don't hurt me 00:07 BILLY Thanks for the crime 00:08 What's your stripper stage name 00:21 You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a... 00:04 WOMAN Yeah And she passed away