You know when I was overseas, when you used to sleep with a prostitute, they would squeeze...
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Irving Zisman:
[to a woman]
You know when I was overseas, when you used to sleep with a prostitute, they would squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle to see if you had any diseases. And if you went, "Ooooowww" it means you got something 'cause the cuts burn. I never went "Ooooowww" but one time.
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You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a prostitute
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they would squeeze lime juice on your schmeckle
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to see if you had any diseases
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And if you went Ow
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it means you got something 'cause the cuts burn
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I never went Ow But one time
Clip duration: 21 seconds
Views: 137
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 39s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: 86-year-old Irving Zisman takes a trip from Nebraska to North Carolina to take his 8 year-old grandson, Billy, back to his real father.
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00:11 Okay we need some chickens and a big side of poontang
00:18 Was she your girlfriend Yeah
00:28 You know what I want to be when I grow up
00:19 You shouldn't drink so much
00:24 WOMAN Yeah And she passed away
00:28 Grab his hand Can we say a prayer
00:16 Did you just toot Grandpa SHUSHES
00:27 Want to see how red I can get my face
00:12 I thought she'd never die
00:10 No you're my dad Hmm
00:17 Why are you shaking your head
00:13 You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic
00:14 That looks like the camel toe in your pants
00:23 I'm about to whip you motherfucker Up your ass bro
00:31 Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro
00:15 I love chocolate
00:08 I might be too old to fry the rice but I can still chop the...
00:05 Grandpa I'm fucking wasted
00:59 You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a...
00:26 Oh here she is