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"Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa" quotes

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa poster
86-year-old Irving Zisman takes a trip from Nebraska to North Carolina to take his 8 year-old grandson, Billy, back to his real father.

Director: Jeff Tremaine
Writer: Johnny Knoxville, Spike Jonze, Jeff Tremaine
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 54/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $102,003,019
Released: 25 Oct 2013
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 1 win & 10 nominations total

55 video clips

BillyIrving ZismanChuckEllie
Don't hurt me - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:12 Don't hurt me My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:09 My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong You young ladies in the market for a nice bed - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:16 You young ladies in the market for a nice bed No You took that one And sometimes he sits in it like a baby - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:09 No You took that one And sometimes he sits in it like a baby I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll huh - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07 I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll huh Let's get some damn mustard - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05 Let's get some damn mustard I think - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07 I think Sir can you help me Can you help me sir - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:10 Sir can you help me Can you help me sir I might be too old to stir the gravy but I can still lick the spoon - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:12 I might be too old to stir the gravy but I can still lick... Yeah She was a pain in my ass when we were married - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:10 Yeah She was a pain in my ass when we were married You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a prostitute - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:21 You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a... Okay we need some chickens and a big side of poontang - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:11 Okay we need some chickens and a big side of poontang Was she your girlfriend Yeah - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:18 Was she your girlfriend Yeah You shouldn't drink so much - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:19 You shouldn't drink so much WOMAN Yeah And she passed away - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:24 WOMAN Yeah And she passed away Grab his hand Can we say a prayer - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:28 Grab his hand Can we say a prayer Did you just toot Grandpa SHUSHES - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:16 Did you just toot Grandpa SHUSHES Want to see how red I can get my face - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:27 Want to see how red I can get my face I thought she'd never die - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:12 I thought she'd never die Why are you shaking your head - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:17 Why are you shaking your head You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:13 You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic That looks like the camel toe in your pants - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:14 That looks like the camel toe in your pants I'm about to whip you motherfucker Up your ass bro - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:23 I'm about to whip you motherfucker Up your ass bro Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:31 Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro I love chocolate - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:15 I love chocolate I might be too old to fry the rice but I can still chop the suey that's for sure - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:08 I might be too old to fry the rice but I can still chop the... You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a prostitute - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:59 You know when I was overseas when you would sleep with a... Oh here she is - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:26 Oh here she is Oh here she is - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:19 Oh here she is That looks like the camel toe in your pants - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:12 That looks like the camel toe in your pants I love chocolate - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07 I love chocolate Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:28 Listen to me you're going to fix that penguin bro I'm about to bust your ass - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:35 I'm about to bust your ass You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05 You are hotter than a Puerto Rican picnic Did you Did you just toot Grandpa - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07 Did you Did you just toot Grandpa In your name we pray Amen - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05 In your name we pray Amen Jeez - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:10 Jeez Okay we need some chickens - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07 Okay we need some chickens Yeah She was a pain in my ass when we were married - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:09 Yeah She was a pain in my ass when we were married I might be too old to fry the rice - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:08 I might be too old to fry the rice I might be too old to stir the gravy - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa I might be too old to stir the gravy I may be too old to stir the gumbo - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa I may be too old to stir the gumbo Why are you shaking your head - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:17 Why are you shaking your head Do you have any idea how I don't give a shit - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05 Do you have any idea how I don't give a shit Sir can you help me Can you help me sir - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:20 Sir can you help me Can you help me sir You know you can't really uh - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 01:08 You know you can't really uh I think - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:07 I think Let's get some damn mustard - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:03 Let's get some damn mustard I might be too old to stir the gravy - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:08 I might be too old to stir the gravy I may be too old to stir the gumbo - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa I may be too old to stir the gumbo I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll huh - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:04 I bet you got a pretty big Tootsie Roll huh I don't shit myself you little prick - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05 I don't shit myself you little prick You young ladies in the market for a nice bed - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:13 You young ladies in the market for a nice bed My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05 My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding Dong Don't hurt me - Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 00:05 Don't hurt me

Cast

Irving Zisman - Johnny Knoxville
Billy - Jackson Nicoll
Chuck - Gregorio
Kimmie - Georgina Cates
Doctor - Kamber Hejlik
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