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Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Comedian Jacqueline Novak delivers a funny and philosophical meditation on sex, coming-of-age and a certain body part in this intimate stand-up special.

Director

Natasha Lyonne

Year

Genre

documentary, comedy

Box Office

N/A

Production

Animal Pictures,Irwin Entertainment,Novak

Awards

Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 nomination total

Homepage

https://www.netflix.com/title/81240800

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Looks like Salvador
had the top score again. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Looks like Salvador had the top score again.

Open your book to
Chapter 14, let's go. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Open your book to Chapter 14, let's go.

Good. Open your
textbooks to Chapter 14. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Good. Open your textbooks to Chapter 14.

Should I just-
- Just hop on. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Should I just- - Just hop on.

♪ I'ma have to speak
this, like I'm mean this ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ I'ma have to speak this, like I'm mean this ♪...

♪ Same girls who used to
hang up trying to hang out ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ Same girls who used to hang up trying to hang out ♪

It
needs a little TLC, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

It needs a little TLC,

Low and
behold my work of art. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Low and behold my work of art.

♪ I don't need no,
oh-oh-oh-oh, no, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ I don't need no, oh-oh-oh-oh, no, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

I mean, I applied for
like College in the Desert - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

I mean, I applied for like College in the Desert

My SATs are good but,
I'm fucking Indio. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

My SATs are good but, I'm fucking Indio.

♪ I don't need no, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ I don't need no, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

You don't have a supplier
a little bit closer - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You don't have a supplier a little bit closer

♪ My mind is not in line
with my experience ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ My mind is not in line with my experience ♪

♪ When you come, come for fun ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ When you come, come for fun ♪

Likes to take a photo. Thinks
it makes him look tough. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Likes to take a photo. Thinks it makes him look tough.

Now open the fucking door. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Now open the fucking door.

You see, this is how
you threaten somebody. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You see, this is how you threaten somebody.

It's a $100 poker
chip. It's worth $100. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

It's a $100 poker chip. It's worth $100.

He's got a gun, he can
weave any oxymoron he wants. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

He's got a gun, he can weave any oxymoron he wants.

What do you wanna bet, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

What do you wanna bet,

I think you used that pistol - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

I think you used that pistol

And now you're trying to
skate outta my hometown - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

And now you're trying to skate outta my hometown

Wages by the way, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Wages by the way,

Now you're trying
to shut us down - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Now you're trying to shut us down

If any of that were true, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

If any of that were true,

Well, let's, let's just assume - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Well, let's, let's just assume

You know they don't
take scumbag delinquents - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You know they don't take scumbag delinquents

♪ You and I think
we like each other ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ You and I think we like each other ♪

Uh, no, I did have
to drive all the way - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Uh, no, I did have to drive all the way

Okay. Ooh, I'm going
to open the wine. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Okay. Ooh, I'm going to open the wine.

That was very
cool like (speaking faintly). - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

That was very cool like (speaking faintly).

You think you could
spot me two blues - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You think you could spot me two blues

You ever think
about doing business - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You ever think about doing business

But you could, (speaking
in foreign language). - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

But you could, (speaking in foreign language).

If you unload some of
these disco biscuits - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

If you unload some of these disco biscuits

At that preparatory
academy you frequent, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

At that preparatory academy you frequent,

I'm not gonna do business - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

I'm not gonna do business

Yeah, I mean (chuckles). - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Yeah, I mean (chuckles).

It's my mom. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

- Hmm.
- Okay I'll, uh, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

- Hmm. - Okay I'll, uh,

Mom, I told you I
could get in, to USC. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Mom, I told you I could get in, to USC.

Of course you got in, but
we've been through this. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Of course you got in, but we've been through this.

Carpe diem,
pepino. Hmm? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Carpe diem, pepino. Hmm?

Change that sorry ass financial profile of yours.

This is 5-year-old
Xavier Ramos. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

This is 5-year-old Xavier Ramos.

Xavier and his brother Damon - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Xavier and his brother Damon

Now Xavier's dead and
7-year-old Damon is a murderer. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Now Xavier's dead and 7-year-old Damon is a murderer.

This is the kind of
gun that killed Xavier. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

This is the kind of gun that killed Xavier.

It's a Brownlee B 1910. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

It's a Brownlee B 1910.

A single action, semi-automatic
magazine-fed pistol. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

A single action, semi-automatic magazine-fed pistol.

This gun was invented by my
grandfather Jacob Brownlee - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

This gun was invented by my grandfather Jacob Brownlee

Today, I am committing
to using that money. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Today, I am committing to using that money.

Today, I'm committing to using
that obscenely stained money - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Today, I'm committing to using that obscenely stained m...

Today we are
launching a campaign - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Today we are launching a campaign

And I'm Diana Brownlee, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

And I'm Diana Brownlee,

And at Gun Control
Now we are going to give - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

And at Gun Control Now we are going to give

Anyone, any kind of
gun, no questions asked. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Anyone, any kind of gun, no questions asked.

Just bring your gun
to 459 Darila Street - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Just bring your gun to 459 Darila Street

Put the merchandise
under the wall-to-wall. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Put the merchandise under the wall-to-wall.

Rule number one, you
never ride those jet packs - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Rule number one, you never ride those jet packs

You're a useless idiot to me - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You're a useless idiot to me

We're up. Which reminds
me, relinquish your digits. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

We're up. Which reminds me, relinquish your digits.

You only use this burner
and text them 20 minutes. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You only use this burner and text them 20 minutes.

Sounds fast enough - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Sounds fast enough

Listen to me. You never
deal in anything but cash. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Listen to me. You never deal in anything but cash.

You never carry more inventory - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You never carry more inventory

You never, ever break more
than one law at a time. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You never, ever break more than one law at a time.

You don't park
your ride illegally - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You don't park your ride illegally

That's your blinker,
your brake lights, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

That's your blinker, your brake lights,

You don't wanna give the fuzz - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You don't wanna give the fuzz

Don't I break
one of your rules? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Don't I break one of your rules?

No, Fat Jack Pharmaceuticals - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

No, Fat Jack Pharmaceuticals

Yeah. That's my
doing business as name. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Yeah. That's my doing business as name.

My mom said your
name is Wallace. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

My mom said your name is Wallace.

That is one ugly house. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

That is one ugly house.

Just do the exchange pronto
like and get back here quick. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Just do the exchange pronto like and get back here quick.

You just follow my
instruction manual - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You just follow my instruction manual

Tick-tock. Tick- - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Tick-tock. Tick-

- Okay.
- And do not - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

- Okay. - And do not

There's no way he
would stiff me. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

There's no way he would stiff me.

Hey, whatever you do, pepino, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Hey, whatever you do, pepino,

I think he's got a dead body
stashed under the floorboards. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

I think he's got a dead body stashed under the floorboa...

Why are you so sorry - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Why are you so sorry

Are you that bad at
draining a dude's swamp - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

Are you that bad at draining a dude's swamp

What the is wrong
with you, dude? Huh? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

What the is wrong with you, dude? Huh?

How much cash are we
talking here, Lucky, huh? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

How much cash are we talking here, Lucky, huh?

♪ Watch me now ♪ - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

♪ Watch me now ♪

When this white rich
lady chucked her pumps, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

When this white rich lady chucked her pumps,

You're more likely
to lose your seat - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You're more likely to lose your seat

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Comedian Jacqueline Novak delivers a funny and philosophical meditation on sex, coming-of-age and a certain body part in this intimate stand-up special.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Natasha Lyonne

Writer: N/A

Production: Animal Pictures,Irwin Entertainment,Novak

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.7

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 23 Jan 2024

Awards: Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 1 nomination total

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81240800