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You get to pull all this stupid shit
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Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees

You get to pull allthis stupid shit and you still get tomarry the rich white lady and live...

You get to pull all
this stupid shit and you still get to
marry the rich white lady and live life like
a fucking kingpin

Full Transcript

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You get to pull all this stupid shit
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and you still get to marry the rich white lady
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and live life like a fucking kingpin.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:41
Uploaded
Apr 09, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Animal Pictures,Irwin Entertainment,Novak

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Movie Summary

Comedian Jacqueline Novak delivers a funny and philosophical meditation on sex, coming-of-age and a certain body part in this intimate stand-up special.
Do not fucking tell me - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
Do not fucking tell me
Because I swear to God, I will fucking dropkick you - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:13
Because I swear to God, I will fucking dropkick you
Okay. Get yourself an El Camino or a big orange Jeep. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
Okay. Get yourself an El Camino or a big orange Jeep.
No, you don't let anybody tell you who you are! - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:07
No, you don't let anybody tell you who you are!
Listen to me, your life isn't written in stone. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
Listen to me, your life isn't written in stone.
I thought this was the part where we kiss. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
I thought this was the part where we kiss.
So are you in love with this Diana lady or what? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
So are you in love with this Diana lady or what?
Then, dude, take that pile of cash - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
Then, dude, take that pile of cash
Check yourself into a Malibu Barbie rehab center, pronto. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
Check yourself into a Malibu Barbie rehab center, pronto.
I think I'd rather just disappear - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
I think I'd rather just disappear
It's just gonna be for a little while, okay. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:07
It's just gonna be for a little while, okay.
- Ah. - We get to - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
- Ah. - We get to
You're gonna stay here for just a little bit with me. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
You're gonna stay here for just a little bit with me.
I know. I'll get you a really nice room. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
I know. I'll get you a really nice room.
All right and down, down you go. All right. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
All right and down, down you go. All right.
Hey, lady, will you marry me on Saturday? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
Hey, lady, will you marry me on Saturday?
Do you love me or my money? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
Do you love me or my money?
Isn't it technically your family's money? - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
Isn't it technically your family's money?
Diana, Diana, that's not what I meant. I'm sorry. - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:06
Diana, Diana, that's not what I meant. I'm sorry.
Henry? - It just came out stupid, - Jacqueline Novak: Get on Your Knees 00:05
Henry? - It just came out stupid,