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James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome

I can't tell you my secrets

I can't tell you my secrets

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I can't tell you my secrets.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:56
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Turtle Canyon Comedy

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Movie Summary

James Acaster explores his comedy journey through audience interaction, blending wit and personal stories. He analyzes his material on stage, reflecting on childhood inspirations and his comedic growth during a Northampton show.
Everything you know about yoga is in the public domain, Derek. - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
Everything you know about yoga is in the public domain, Dere...
I used to love it when people came in from outside of school - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:05
I used to love it when people came in from outside of school
When I was five, my grandmother came - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:08
When I was five, my grandmother came
Then I grew up and realized it was weird, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
Then I grew up and realized it was weird,
So I asked my parents and they said, we weren't - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
So I asked my parents and they said, we weren't
She brought in this big old wooden spinning wheel - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:09
She brought in this big old wooden spinning wheel
There's like 35 five-year-olds sat - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
There's like 35 five-year-olds sat
At the end of her set, she goes, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:09
At the end of her set, she goes,
As soon as she said that, all I wanted - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:10
As soon as she said that, all I wanted
It's just burning deep within my heart, that desire. - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
It's just burning deep within my heart, that desire.
She picked three other kids, and I - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
She picked three other kids, and I
Come on up here, James, even though I see you every Sunday, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
Come on up here, James, even though I see you every Sunday,
And I'm staggering over my classmates, just still at a 10, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:08
And I'm staggering over my classmates, just still at a ...
So I couldn't stand at the spinning wheel - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
So I couldn't stand at the spinning wheel
Instead, my grandmother's operating the pedal, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
Instead, my grandmother's operating the pedal,
I'm just lolloping around, one hand - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:11
I'm just lolloping around, one hand
Slow down, Nan. What's... - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:05
Slow down, Nan. What's...
And that, it's important to note, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
And that, it's important to note,
And when I told my therapist that story, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:10
And when I told my therapist that story,
That's why everything. - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:05
That's why everything.