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James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome

You're four yearsold, and not my child

You're four years
old, and not my child

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You're four years old, and not my child.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:49
Uploaded
Apr 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Turtle Canyon Comedy

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Movie Summary

James Acaster explores his comedy journey through audience interaction, blending wit and personal stories. He analyzes his material on stage, reflecting on childhood inspirations and his comedic growth during a Northampton show.
I'll explain to you, in Mel Gibson-level detail, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:09
I'll explain to you, in Mel Gibson-level detail,
So, look, if you're watching this show, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:14
So, look, if you're watching this show,
Please bear in mind that when I was four, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
Please bear in mind that when I was four,
I'll tell a quick positive story about that church - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
I'll tell a quick positive story about that church
In that church, when I was seven years old, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:11
In that church, when I was seven years old,
It was a comedy sketch, surprise, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
It was a comedy sketch, surprise,
My dad wrote it, and no way around this, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
My dad wrote it, and no way around this,
Fun fact, that's the only thing I've ever told my therapist - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
Fun fact, that's the only thing I've ever told my ...
When I told my therapist about that dog show, he did not say... - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:05
When I told my therapist about that dog show, he did not say...
And I want to make this clear, that he's - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:13
And I want to make this clear, that he's
You've got a little sausage dog up there as well. - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
You've got a little sausage dog up there as well.
He didn't say that, but I'm pretty - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
He didn't say that, but I'm pretty
I think every time I'm up here, I'm protecting - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:05
I think every time I'm up here, I'm protecting
And then right here, there's a little sausage dog just - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:07
And then right here, there's a little sausage dog just
And when I have a go at you lot for not laughing, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:09
And when I have a go at you lot for not laughing,
We look silly, Stephen Minney. - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
We look silly, Stephen Minney.
That's when I'm most ashamed after gigs, over the years, - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:13
That's when I'm most ashamed after gigs, over the ...
It's cringe, the amount of times I've done it. - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:05
It's cringe, the amount of times I've done it.
Worst time I've ever bollocked an audience for being too quiet - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:11
Worst time I've ever bollocked an audience for being to...
And there's a number of reasons for why what happened happened. - James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome 00:06
And there's a number of reasons for why what happened h...