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James May: Oh Cook!

If halfway across the custardyou think, "Can custard reallysupport a person..." and you...

If halfway across the custard
you think, "Can custard really
support a person..." and you pause,
then you are lost

Full Transcript

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If halfway across the custard you think,
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"Can custard really support a person..."
00:00:05.056 --> 00:00:09.008
and you pause, then you are lost.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:06
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
documentary
Production
Plum Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cooking show hosted by James May, providing a unique perspective on kitchen creations for those who don't know how to cook.
S01 • E01 I've never matchsticked anything in my life. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
I've never matchsticked anything in my life.
S01 • E07 That's total crap. You can cut that out. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
That's total crap. You can cut that out.
S01 • E07 It's always worth remembering that cooking is - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
It's always worth remembering that cooking is
S01 • E06 Bizarrely, they taste like chips. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Bizarrely, they taste like chips.
S01 • E04 So, as it turns out, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:09
So, as it turns out,
S01 • E07 It's instinctive, and my advice - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
It's instinctive, and my advice
S01 • E03 It's sort of orange jelly - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
It's sort of orange jelly
S01 • E04 I would serve this to my friends, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
I would serve this to my friends,
S01 • E06 They taste like... porky chips. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
They taste like... porky chips.
S01 • E06 It's better than smashing them up and putting them on toast - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
It's better than smashing them up and putting them on t...
S01 • E01 And with matchmaking over, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
And with matchmaking over,
S01 • E06 I think that's our conclusion, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
I think that's our conclusion,
S01 • E01 Garlic, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:09
Garlic,
S01 • E04 The perfect curry feast - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
The perfect curry feast
S01 • E03 Here, as usual, is the beauty shot - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Here, as usual, is the beauty shot
S01 • E01 And just to warn you, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
And just to warn you,
S01 • E06 So, breakfast is served, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:09
So, breakfast is served,
S01 • E03 Let's remember instead pasta in all its acceptable forms. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Let's remember instead pasta in all its acceptable form...
S01 • E01 The salmon will cook for just 15 minutes at 180 degrees. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
The salmon will cook for just 15 minutes at 180 degrees.
S01 • E04 Well, that worked. The kitchen's still here, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Well, that worked. The kitchen's still here,