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James May: Oh Cook!

If you stab yourselfwith a dull tool, you will get an ugly wound that takes ages to...

If you stab yourself
with a dull tool, you will get an ugly wound that takes ages to heal
and will leave a scar

Full Transcript

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If you stab yourself with a dull tool,
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you will get an ugly wound
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that takes ages to heal and will leave a scar.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:52
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
documentary
Production
Plum Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cooking show hosted by James May, providing a unique perspective on kitchen creations for those who don't know how to cook.
S01 • E06 And go down, but whilst you're doing that, remember - James May: Oh Cook! 00:09
And go down, but whilst you're doing that, remember
S01 • E03 Now, if you are a purist, you would want to point out - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
Now, if you are a purist, you would want to point out
S01 • E01 And then later, in 1971, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
And then later, in 1971,
S01 • E04 Also, if you're forcing tools - James May: Oh Cook! 00:10
Also, if you're forcing tools
S01 • E01 So, this sort of thing - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
So, this sort of thing
S01 • E06 Right. Let's start with onions. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Right. Let's start with onions.
S01 • E03 It should be the stuff that comes off a pig's face, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
It should be the stuff that comes off a pig's face,
S01 • E01 Now let's move west to another food that saved nations, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
Now let's move west to another food that saved nations,
S01 • E04 Oh, good God. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
Oh, good God.
S01 • E04 [sniffles] - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
[sniffles]
S01 • E01 Other types of processed canned meat are available. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Other types of processed canned meat are available.
S01 • E03 The big question is, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
The big question is,
S01 • E06 Next, add the vodka in a jus of tomato and celery. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
Next, add the vodka in a jus of tomato and celery.
S01 • E01 It is a processed quarantined pork product - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
It is a processed quarantined pork product
S01 • E03 Now, I-I've always said you don't use cream in a carbonara, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:24
Now, I-I've always said you don't use cream in a c...
S01 • E06 I do like a good Bloody Mary, but I find - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
I do like a good Bloody Mary, but I find
S01 • E07 - Ooh, that looks delicious. - Crispy. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
- Ooh, that looks delicious. - Crispy.
S01 • E04 That can sit there and you will be amazed - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
That can sit there and you will be amazed
S01 • E01 Now, we all know that it sustained armies, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
Now, we all know that it sustained armies,
S01 • E06 That's rather marvelous. It looks like pop art. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
That's rather marvelous. It looks like pop art.