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James May: Oh Cook!

I'm not sayingI'm an alcoholic or I'm dependent00

I'm not saying
I'm an alcoholic or I'm dependent
or anything like that, just because it's only 10:00

Full Transcript

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I'm not saying I'm an alcoholic
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or I'm dependent or anything like that,
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just because it's only 10:00.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:41
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
documentary
Production
Plum Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cooking show hosted by James May, providing a unique perspective on kitchen creations for those who don't know how to cook.
S01 • E01 [knocking] - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
[knocking]
S01 • E04 May I present you with lamb keema, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:11
May I present you with lamb keema,
S01 • E03 [James] Somebody somewhere is gonna take this up as an idea - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
[James] Somebody somewhere is gonna take this up as an idea
S01 • E01 -[Nikki] Hi. -Hi. [sniffles] - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
-[Nikki] Hi. -Hi. [sniffles]
S01 • E07 It has been an experience that has thrown up - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
It has been an experience that has thrown up
S01 • E03 The Wobbly Jelly Baby of Pasta Letters. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
The Wobbly Jelly Baby of Pasta Letters.
S01 • E07 So, if you walk quickly across custard, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
So, if you walk quickly across custard,
S01 • E03 [imitates horror score] - James May: Oh Cook! 00:14
[imitates horror score]
S01 • E07 But if you hesitate, you will sink. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
But if you hesitate, you will sink.
S01 • E07 So you have to be penitent and faithful - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
So you have to be penitent and faithful
S01 • E01 Okay. I'm going to use my extremely sharp - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
Okay. I'm going to use my extremely sharp
S01 • E06 A boiled egg cooked to your instructions, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
A boiled egg cooked to your instructions,
S01 • E07 This is not a problem that exists in real life - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
This is not a problem that exists in real life
S01 • E01 And... So-so, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
And... So-so,
S01 • E03 In the meantime, pasta la vista, baby. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
In the meantime, pasta la vista, baby.
S01 • E07 If halfway across the custard you think, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:09
If halfway across the custard you think,
S01 • E01 I've never matchsticked anything in my life. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
I've never matchsticked anything in my life.
S01 • E07 That's total crap. You can cut that out. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
That's total crap. You can cut that out.
S01 • E07 It's always worth remembering that cooking is - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
It's always worth remembering that cooking is
S01 • E06 Bizarrely, they taste like chips. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Bizarrely, they taste like chips.