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So, if you walk quickly across custard
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James May: Oh Cook!

So, if you walk quicklyacross custard, you can walk on custard

So, if you walk quickly
across custard, you can walk on custard

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So, if you walk quickly across custard,
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you can walk on custard.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:52
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
7
Genres
documentary
Production
Plum Pictures

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Movie Summary

Cooking show hosted by James May, providing a unique perspective on kitchen creations for those who don't know how to cook.
S01 • E03 [imitates horror score] - James May: Oh Cook! 00:14
[imitates horror score]
S01 • E07 But if you hesitate, you will sink. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
But if you hesitate, you will sink.
S01 • E07 So you have to be penitent and faithful - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
So you have to be penitent and faithful
S01 • E01 Okay. I'm going to use my extremely sharp - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
Okay. I'm going to use my extremely sharp
S01 • E06 A boiled egg cooked to your instructions, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
A boiled egg cooked to your instructions,
S01 • E07 This is not a problem that exists in real life - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
This is not a problem that exists in real life
S01 • E01 And... So-so, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:06
And... So-so,
S01 • E03 In the meantime, pasta la vista, baby. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
In the meantime, pasta la vista, baby.
S01 • E07 If halfway across the custard you think, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:09
If halfway across the custard you think,
S01 • E01 I've never matchsticked anything in my life. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
I've never matchsticked anything in my life.
S01 • E07 That's total crap. You can cut that out. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
That's total crap. You can cut that out.
S01 • E07 It's always worth remembering that cooking is - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
It's always worth remembering that cooking is
S01 • E06 Bizarrely, they taste like chips. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
Bizarrely, they taste like chips.
S01 • E04 So, as it turns out, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:09
So, as it turns out,
S01 • E07 It's instinctive, and my advice - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
It's instinctive, and my advice
S01 • E03 It's sort of orange jelly - James May: Oh Cook! 00:07
It's sort of orange jelly
S01 • E04 I would serve this to my friends, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
I would serve this to my friends,
S01 • E06 They taste like... porky chips. - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
They taste like... porky chips.
S01 • E06 It's better than smashing them up and putting them on toast - James May: Oh Cook! 00:04
It's better than smashing them up and putting them on t...
S01 • E01 And with matchmaking over, - James May: Oh Cook! 00:05
And with matchmaking over,