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James May and the Dull Men

And it seems that no-one has worked out the optimalcheese-cracker ratio

And it seems that no-one has worked out the optimal
cheese-cracker ratio

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And it seems that no-one
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has worked out the optimal cheese-cracker ratio.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:12
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
reality-tv

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Movie Summary

Follows a presenter solving everyday conundrums to make sense of modern life's chaos, like why a washing machine can't also be a cooker.
S01 • E01 Sir, you have won half a nut. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
Sir, you have won half a nut.
S01 • E02 It's baleful, isn't it? It's a sort of... It's grief-stricken...A groan. - James May and the Dull Men 00:07
It's baleful, isn't it? It's a sort of... It&...
S01 • E04 Well, I wrote about this about 25 years ago, - James May and the Dull Men 00:18
Well, I wrote about this about 25 years ago,
S01 • E01 So, what have we learned from that? Walnuts are a particularly difficult nut to crack.- - James May and the Dull Men 00:17
So, what have we learned from that? Walnuts are a particular...
S01 • E03 Now I need to subtract the remaining juice and bowl - James May and the Dull Men 00:07
Now I need to subtract the remaining juice and bowl
S01 • E02 It's all right, somebody will shoot it in a minute, we're in the countryside. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
It's all right, somebody will shoot it in a minute, we&...
S01 • E03 104 grammes of juice. - James May and the Dull Men 00:07
104 grammes of juice.
S01 • E02 There'll be a plaque here eventually, - James May and the Dull Men 00:09
There'll be a plaque here eventually,
S01 • E05 It's simple, but brilliant. You're a twist of genius. - James May and the Dull Men 00:05
It's simple, but brilliant. You're a twist of geni...
S01 • E06 Not allowed to stop me, "Can we get a cutaway of that?" - James May and the Dull Men 00:07
Not allowed to stop me, "Can we get a cutaway of that?&...
S01 • E03 So the optimum two pieces of British standard, - James May and the Dull Men 00:11
So the optimum two pieces of British standard,
S01 • E05 That's the beginnings of the world's first deskercise. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
That's the beginnings of the world's first deskerc...
S01 • E06 I'm quite nervous about this, and you have to stay still. Okay? - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
I'm quite nervous about this, and you have to stay stil...
S01 • E02 He loved it here. It always says "He loved it here." - James May and the Dull Men 00:16
He loved it here. It always says "He loved it here.&quo...
S01 • E04 Suddenly, the biscuits were all gone, - James May and the Dull Men 00:15
Suddenly, the biscuits were all gone,
S01 • E01 More to the point, we've invented a fantastic pub game. - James May and the Dull Men 00:05
More to the point, we've invented a fantastic pub game.
S01 • E01 Tell me you don't want to play Sledgehammer Walnut Cracking. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
Tell me you don't want to play Sledgehammer Walnut Crac...
S01 • E03 291 beans and 104 grammes of tomato ketchup sauce. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
291 beans and 104 grammes of tomato ketchup sauce.
S01 • E06 This is an important part of the process I've been taught, - James May and the Dull Men 00:08
This is an important part of the process I've been taug...
S01 • E01 And you do as well, viewers. It's better than Cribbage. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
And you do as well, viewers. It's better than Cribbage.