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James May and the Dull Men

Madam, would you like to play?

Madam, would you like to play?

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Madam, would you like to play?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:48
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
reality-tv

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Movie Summary

Follows a presenter solving everyday conundrums to make sense of modern life's chaos, like why a washing machine can't also be a cooker.
S01 • E03 If you wouldn't mind recounting... ..that pile of beans. - James May and the Dull Men 00:05
If you wouldn't mind recounting... ..that pile of beans...
S01 • E02 It would appear that forbearance is a point of national pride, - James May and the Dull Men 00:10
It would appear that forbearance is a point of national prid...
S01 • E01 Lucy. I think you've got that about right. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
Lucy. I think you've got that about right.
S01 • E03 While Seb enjoys bean count number two...20... - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
While Seb enjoys bean count number two...20...
S01 • E05 It is in the nature of human beings - James May and the Dull Men 00:09
It is in the nature of human beings
S01 • E06 The important thing for you to remember - James May and the Dull Men 00:15
The important thing for you to remember
S01 • E03 ..I can create what I believe is the optimal bean-to-sauce ratio. - James May and the Dull Men 00:07
..I can create what I believe is the optimal bean-to-sauce r...
S01 • E04 What are the dullards of Britain on about today on your portal? - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
What are the dullards of Britain on about today on your port...
S01 • E03 That's 121. Final count. - James May and the Dull Men 00:05
That's 121. Final count.
S01 • E05 That is why we are a civilisation, and not beasts in the field. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
That is why we are a civilisation, and not beasts in the fie...
S01 • E04 So there's been a lot of consternate - James May and the Dull Men 00:08
So there's been a lot of consternate
S01 • E01 He looks like he knows how to use a sledgehammer. This is a brilliant game. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
He looks like he knows how to use a sledgehammer. This is a ...
S01 • E02 It sounds like a good question. Constant lament for something. - James May and the Dull Men 00:05
It sounds like a good question. Constant lament for somethin...
S01 • E04 And it seems that no-one - James May and the Dull Men 00:08
And it seems that no-one
S01 • E01 Sir, you have won half a nut. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
Sir, you have won half a nut.
S01 • E02 It's baleful, isn't it? It's a sort of... It's grief-stricken...A groan. - James May and the Dull Men 00:07
It's baleful, isn't it? It's a sort of... It&...
S01 • E04 Well, I wrote about this about 25 years ago, - James May and the Dull Men 00:18
Well, I wrote about this about 25 years ago,
S01 • E01 So, what have we learned from that? Walnuts are a particularly difficult nut to crack.- - James May and the Dull Men 00:17
So, what have we learned from that? Walnuts are a particular...
S01 • E03 Now I need to subtract the remaining juice and bowl - James May and the Dull Men 00:07
Now I need to subtract the remaining juice and bowl
S01 • E02 It's all right, somebody will shoot it in a minute, we're in the countryside. - James May and the Dull Men 00:06
It's all right, somebody will shoot it in a minute, we&...