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Good afternoon Marines Good afternoon sirJesus did you just land in a war zone or a funeral parlorGood afternoon Marines Good afternoon sirI just felt my dick moveFor those of you who don't know meI'm

Oh, boys, I just got a hard on!

Jarhead • 2005

Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:Good afternoon Marines!All Marines:Good afternoon, sir!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:Jesus Did you just land in a War Zone or a funeral parlor? Good afternoon Marines!All Marines:Good afternoon, SIR!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:OOOO! I just felt my dick move!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:For those of you that don't know me, I am Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski, your battalion commander. We are now part of Operation Desert Shield, now just north of us, Saddam Hussein has got one million Iraqi soldiers, now some of those boys have been fighting since you were nine or ten years old, they are tough, they will stop at nothing, they've used nerve gas against the Iranians and the Kurds, here's a picture.Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:Now I know what you're thinkin', you're thinkin' "let's kick ass! and take names! And end *this* shit, the day before yesterday!"All Marines:OORAH!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:But the bureaucrats have a lot of jaw bonin' to do, so for now these Iraqis who have raped and pillaged poor little Kuwait, are not yet in our gunsights. Our current mission is to protect the oil fields of our good friends in the Kingdom of Saud until further notice, and gentlemen, I'm talkin' a lot of oil, a LOT of oil, so you will hydrate, you will train, you will adjust to this desert, and you'll hydrate some more, and you will be ready, you will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness, and one day soon, Saddam Hussein is gonna regret pullin' this sorry shit!All Marines:OORAH!Fowler:We're gonna KICK SOME Iraqi ass!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:Hahaha! What did you say?Fowler:We're gonna KICK SOME Iraqi ass, SIR!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:Oh hell, son, you're gonna win the Medal of Honor all by your self! what's the rest of my battalion gonna do?All Marines:KICK SOME Iraqi ass!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:You know what? I think it's time for me to retire... I can't hear a FUCKIN' THING!All Marines: KICK SOME IRAQI ASS!Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski:Oh, boys, I just got a hard on!

Full Transcript

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Good afternoon Marines Good afternoon sir

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Jesus did you just land in a war zone or a funeral parlor

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Good afternoon Marines Good afternoon sir

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I just felt my dick move

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For those of you who don't know me

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I'm Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski your battalion commander

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We are now a part of Operation Desert Shield

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Now just north of us

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Saddam Hussein's got one million Iraqi soldiers

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And some of those boys have been fighting

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since you were nine or ten years old

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They are tough

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They will stop at nothing

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They've used nerve gas against the Iranians and the Kurds

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Now here's a picture

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I know what you're thinking

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You're thinking Let's kick ass and take names

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and end this shit the day before yesterday

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Yeah

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But the bureaucrats have a lot of jawboning to do

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So for now these Iraqis who have raped and pillaged

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poor little Kuwait are not yet in our gun sights

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Our current mission is to protect the oil fields

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of our good friends in the Kingdom of Saud

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until further notice

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And gentlemen I'm talking a lot of oil

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A lot of oil

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So you will hydrate you will train

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you will adjust to this desert and you'll hydrate some more

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And you will be ready

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You will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness

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and one day soon

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Saddam Hussein is gonna regret pulling this sorry shit

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Ooh rah

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We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass

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What did you say

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We're gonna kick some Iraqi ass sir

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Oh hell son

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What you gonna win the Medal of Honor all by yourself

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What's the rest of my battalion gonna do

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Kick some Iraqi ass

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You know I think it's time for me to retire

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I can't hear a fucking thing

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Kick some Iraqi ass

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Oh boys I just got a hard on

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Bonjour marines Bonjour colonel

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On est en zone de guerre ou dans un salon funéraire

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Bonjour marines Bonjour colonel

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J'ai un début d'érection

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Pour ceux qui me connaissent pas

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je suis le Lt colonel Kazinski votre commandant

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Ceci est l'opération Bouclier du désert

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Au nord d'ici

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Saddam Hussein a un million de soldats irakiens

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Dont certains se battent

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depuis que vous avez neuf ou dix ans

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Ils sont coriaces

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Rien ne les arrête

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Ils ont usé de gaz neurotoxiques contre Iraniens et Kurdes

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Voici une photo

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Vous vous dites

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Détruisons les anéantissons les

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Finissons en au plus vite

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Ouais

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Mais les bureaucrates ont des palabres à faire

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Pour l'instant ces Irakiens qui ont violé et pillé

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le pauvre Koweït ne sont pas à portée de nos fusils

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Notre mission est de protéger les champs pétrolifères

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de nos amis du royaume saoudien

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jusqu'à nouvel ordre

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Et messieurs ça fait beaucoup de pétrole

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Beaucoup de pétrole

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Vous vous hydraterez entraînerez

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acclimaterez au désert et vous hydraterez encore

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Et vous serez prêts

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Vous maintiendrez un état d'alerte permanent

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et bientôt

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Saddam Hussein regrettera cette lamentable invasion

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Hourra

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On va casser de l'Irakien

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Qu'avez vous dit

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On va casser de l'Irakien

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Bon sang

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Tu veux gagner la médaille d'Honneur tout seul

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Que feront les autres alors

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On cassera de l'Irakien

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Je vais prendre ma retraite

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je n'entends plus rien

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Casser de l'Irakien

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J'ai une érection

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y i Guten Tag Marines Guten Tag Sir

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y i Seid ihr im Kriegsgebiet oder y i in der Friedhofskapelle gelandet

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y i Guten Tag Marines Guten Tag Sir

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y i Da hat doch gleich y i mein Schwanz gezuckt

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y i Für alle die die mich nicht kennen

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y i Ich bin Lieutenant Colonel Kazinski y i euer Bataillons Kommandeur

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y i Wir sind nun Teil y i der Operation ''Desert Shield''

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y i Und gleich nördlich von uns

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y i hat Saddam Hussein eine Million y i irakische Soldaten stationiert

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y i Und ein paar von den Burschen y i kämpfen schon

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y i seit ihr neun y i oder zehn Jahre alt wart

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y i Die sind tough

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y i Die schrecken vor nichts zurück

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y i Die haben Nervengas gegen die Iraner y i und die Kurden eingesetzt

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y i Hier ist ein Beispiel

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y i Ich weiß was ihr jetzt denkt

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y i Ihr denkt Nichts wie da hin y i Denen zeigen wir 's

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y i Diese verfluchte Scheiße y i muss auf der Stelle aufhören

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Ja

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y i Aber die Bürokraten werden jetzt y i noch endlose Verhandlungen führen

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y i Also momentan können wir die y i Irakis die das arme kleine Kuwait

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y i vergewaltigt und geplündert haben y i noch nicht ins Visier nehmen

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y i Unser Auftrag lautet y i bis auf weiteres die Ölfelder

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y i unserer Freunde y i im Königreich Saudi Arabien

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y i zu schützen

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y i Und Gentlemen y i ich rede von einer Menge Öl

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y i Einer Menge Öl

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y i Ihr werdet genügend Wasser trinken y i ihr werdet trainieren

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y i ihr werdet euch der Wüste anpassen y i und noch mehr Wasser trinken

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y i Und ihr werdet bereit sein

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y i Ihr werdet euch von jetzt an im y i permanenten Alarmzustand befinden

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y i Und eines schönen Tages

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y i wird es Saddam Hussein schwer y i bereuen was er da abgezogen hat

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Hurra

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Wir reißen den Irakis den Arsch auf

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y i Was hast du gesagt

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Wir reißen den Irakis den Arsch auf Sir

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y i Verdammt Sohn

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y i Willst du die ''Medal Of Honor'' y i ganz allein erwerben

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y i Was soll denn dann y i mein Bataillon machen

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Den Irakis den Arsch aufreißen

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y i Es ist Zeit für mich y i in Pension zu gehen

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y i Ich höre absolut nichts mehr

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Wir reißen den Irakis den Arsch auf

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y i Oh Mann y i Jetzt hab ich einen Steifen

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Buenas tardes marines Buenas tardes señor

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Joder habéis llegado a una zona de guerra o a un tanatorio

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Buenas tardes marines Buenas tardes señor

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Creo que se me ha movido el nabo

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Para aquellos que no me conocéis

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soy el teniente coronel Kazinski comandante de vuestro batallón

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Formamos parte de la operación Escudo del Desierto

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Al norte de donde estamos

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Saddam Hussein tiene a un millón de soldados iraquíes

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Algunos de esos muchachos llevan luchando

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desde que vosotros teníais nueve o diez años

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Son duros

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No se darán por vencidos

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Han usado gas nervioso contra los iraníes y los kurdos

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Fijaos en esta imagen

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Ya sé lo que estáis pensando

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Queréis partirles la cara y borrarlos del mapa

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Acabar con esta putada si puede ser anteayer

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Sí

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Pero los burócratas siguen dándole a la sinhueso

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Así que por ahora a esos iraquíes que han violado y saqueado

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a la pobre Kuwait todavía no los tenemos a tiro

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Nuestra misión actual es proteger los yacimientos petrolíferos

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de nuestros buenos amigos del reino saudí

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hasta nueva orden

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Y señores eso es mucho petróleo

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Un montón de petróleo

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Así que os vais a hidratar os van a adiestrar

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os vais a adaptar al desierto y os vais a volver a hidratar

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Y entonces estaréis listos

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Vais a manteneros en un estado constante de desconfianza y alerta

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y muy pronto

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Saddam Hussein se va a arrepentir de perpetrar esas cabronadas

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Uh ra

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Vamos a zurrar a esos iraquíes

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Qué has dicho

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Vamos a zurrar a esos iraquíes señor

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Caray hijo

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Vas a ganarte la medalla de honor tú solito

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Qué va a hacer el resto del batallón

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Zurrar a esos iraquíes

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Creo que voy a tener que retirarme

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Ya no oigo una puta mierda

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Zurrar a esos iraquíes

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Chavales Se me acaba de poner dura

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Duration

132 seconds

Views

1,276

Timestamp in Movie

00:22:39

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

action, biography, drama

Production

Red Wagon Entertainment,Neal Street Productions

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Movie Summary

A psychological study of Marine's state of mind during the Gulf War. Told through the eyes of a U.S. Marine sniper who struggles to cope with boredom, a sense of isolation, and other issues back home.

Actors

Staff Sgt. Sykes