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What the fuck are you even doing hereSir I got lost on the way to college sir
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Jarhead

Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir

D.I. Fitch:
What the fuck are you even doing here?Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford:Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir

Full Transcript

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What the fuck are you even doing here
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Sir I got lost on the way to college sir
Available in 4 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
749
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:57
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
action, biography, drama
Production
Red Wagon Entertainment,Neal Street Productions

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Movie Summary

A psychological study of Marine's state of mind during the Gulf War. Told through the eyes of a U.S. Marine sniper who struggles to cope with boredom, a sense of isolation, and other issues back home.

Actors

Scott MacDonald
D.i. Fitch
Scott MacDonald
So, now my hands were dick skinners. - Jarhead 00:26
So, now my hands were dick skinners.
Swofford. - Jarhead 00:30
Swofford.
I'm putting you in Golf CompanyIt's full of retards and fuck upsMaybe you can elevate the sons of bitches a littleOr maybe notNext - Jarhead 00:17
I'm putting you in Golf CompanyIt's full of...
Jarhead: Noun. - Jarhead 00:20
Jarhead: Noun.
Hey! May I help you? Yeah, I was assigned to Second Platoon. Second Platoon? Yeah. - Jarhead 00:11
Hey! May I help you? Yeah, I was assigned to Second Platoon....
What's going on, boss? - Jarhead 00:11
What's going on, boss?
Boo motherfucker - Jarhead 00:04
Boo motherfucker
Yeah, we switched out the hot brand. - Jarhead 00:15
Yeah, we switched out the hot brand.
Welcome to the Suck - Jarhead 00:03
Welcome to the Suck
Still got that stomach flu, Swofford? - Jarhead 00:39
Still got that stomach flu, Swofford?
Breakfast conversations with Dad. - Jarhead 00:30
Breakfast conversations with Dad.
SwoffordSwofford YoWhat the fuck You're sickNo I just had a stomach thing sirStaff Sergeant SykesI'm with Surveillance and Target Acquisition STAI heard it took six guys to pull that little branding trick on youYour file says that you ain't too fucking - Jarhead 00:43
SwoffordSwofford YoWhat the fuck You're sickNo I just...
What the fuck? - Jarhead 00:22
What the fuck?
It's a fucking opportunity. - Jarhead 00:44
It's a fucking opportunity.
There's 60 of you. - Jarhead 00:50
There's 60 of you.
I don't give out too many special treatsbut this morning we have a very special treatPrivate Swofford here is going to play Reveille for usOkay Swofford play ReveilleI don't have a bugle Staff SergeantYou don't have a what I don't have a bugleOh no No no - Jarhead 00:31
I don't give out too many special treatsbut this...
I love that tone. - Jarhead 00:11
I love that tone.
Will you shut the fuck up There is no bugle programYou sizzle dick motherfuckerWho do you think you are some kind of Kenny G or some shitNo Staff Sergeant Good - Jarhead 00:12
Will you shut the fuck up There is no bugle programYou...
Now to the rest of you do you have what it takesto be the meanest the cruelest the most savageunforgiving motherfuckers in God's cruel kingdomYes Staff SergeantWill you be able to one day say Yea though I walkthrough the valley of the shadow of death I - Jarhead 00:22
Now to the rest of you do you have what it takesto be the...
Your mission is to kill meMy mission is to kill you first and I'm goodThem paintball bullets they hurt - Jarhead 00:08
Your mission is to kill meMy mission is to kill you first...