"Jason X" quotes
Jason Voorhees is cryogenically frozen at the beginning of the 21st century, and is discovered in the 25th century and taken to space. He gets thawed, and begins stalking and killing the crew of the spaceship that's transporting him.
Director: James Isaac
Writer: Todd Farmer, Victor Miller
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 4.4
BoxOffice: $13,121,555
Released: 26 Apr 2002
Awards: 1 nomination
161 Clips
00:09 It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put...
00:14 Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot
00:06 How does he function with a brain that smaII
00:08 You're Iucky you weren't aIive during the...
00:35 That's notJason Voorhees is it
00:16 Oh you want your machete back
00:05 Oh this sucks on so many IeveIs
00:09 Aw shit I forgot my arm
00:05 I'm bitchy as heII when I wake up Did you just wake up
00:10 Kids and their goddamn fieId trips you know
00:36 What are you doing here I'm taking the specimen
00:10 Why don't you just admit it You want me
00:04 'Fraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now
00:08 I don't think he's out there
00:14 Sarge what do we do when we find this guy
00:05 Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek
00:05 VitaI signs are normaI and strong
00:04 You ready Kay I was buiIt ready baby
00:06 What the heII is goin' on Jason fuckin' Voorhees
00:11 Whoops What do you mean ''Whoops''
00:14 Can someone teII me what's on his face
00:29 Whatthe hell
00:06 Hey sIappy
00:05 Poor baby No wonder you wore this thing
00:18 Fifty five cc's ofetherene You'II be fine
00:06 Great what can I do
00:05 She Iooks so reaI I am reaI
00:18 He's here
00:04 Let's smoke this fucker
00:06 Lou I swear you mess with an engineer
00:04 A box of DVDs is not a goIdmine
00:35 Where did you get that
00:08 I'm putting us on Iock down
00:07 Any idea how Iong she's been down Four point five five...
00:23 Are you teIIin' me that there's absoIuteIy no...
00:04 I'd cIap if I couId
00:14 So what do you think Are we gonna make it
00:07 Doctor doctor you are one son ofa bitch
00:10 Now what
00:04 Just don't wreck my pants
00:08 Oh man AII right Iook How do we get offthis ship
00:09 His unique abiIity to regenerate Iost and damaged tissue I...
00:11 2455?
00:04 Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now
00:08 [ALL PANTING]
00:06 [ALL SCREAM]
00:07 - All set.
- Good to go.
00:08 Amazing How does he function
00:06 Aw poor baby No wonder you wore this thing
00:06 Aw, poor baby.
No wonder you wore this thing.
00:30 AZRAEL What the hell
00:13 Briggs...
00:32 Brodski here.
00:25 BRODSKI:
I'm at the control panels.
00:07 BRODSKI: I'm in the maintenance hatch.
- We read you, s...
00:17 Can someone tell me what's on his face
00:05 Come on, girl. We're going home.
00:15 Condor, report.
00:19 CRUTCH:
Aw, Lou.
00:11 [DALLAS GRUNTING
& CREATURE GROWLING]
00:08 Doctor doctor you are one son of a bitch
00:23 [DOOR BANGS]
00:16 [DOOR BANGS]
00:20 - Everyone okay?
- What just happened?
00:18 Fifty five eds of etherene You'll be fine
00:31 [GASPS]
00:14 [GASPS]
00:06 [GASPS]
00:09 GIRL:
It landed in the lake.
00:30 GIRL Look at that A shooting star
00:05 GIRL: Look at that.
- A shooting star.
00:15 Grendel, we can't keep pressure lock.
00:16 [GRUNTING]
00:08 [GRUNTS]
00:06 Guys it's okay He just wanted his machete back
00:19 Help, Wayland! No!
00:13 He's coming this way.
00:24 He's done with the campers.
00:22 He's gone.
00:18 He's here Quiet
00:08 Hey.
00:05 Hey slappy Got a little something for you
00:05 Hey, slappy!
Got a little something for you.
00:12 Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot
00:09 His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue
00:10 How do you thank someone
who gives you back your life?
00:18 I brought you something to eat.
00:08 I don't think he's out there.
00:08 I don't think he's out there
Cast
Jason Voorhees - Kane Hodder
Johnson (Soldier #1) - Jeff Geddis
Rowan - Lexa Doig
Dr. Wimmer - David Cronenberg
Sgt. Marcus - Markus Parilo