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Jason Voorhees is cryogenically frozen at the beginning of the 21st century, and is discovered in the 25th century and taken to space. He gets thawed, and begins stalking and killing the crew of the spaceship that's transporting him.

Director: James Isaac
Writer: Todd Farmer, Victor Miller
Production: N/A
Genre: action, horror, sci-fi
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 4.4
BoxOffice: $13,121,555
Released: 26 Apr 2002
Awards: 1 nomination

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It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this oId dog - Jason X 00:09 It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put... Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot - Jason X 00:14 Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot How does he function with a brain that smaII - Jason X 00:06 How does he function with a brain that smaII You're Iucky you weren't aIive during the Microsoft conflict - Jason X 00:08 You're Iucky you weren't aIive during the... That's notJason Voorhees is it - Jason X 00:35 That's notJason Voorhees is it Oh you want your machete back - Jason X 00:16 Oh you want your machete back Oh this sucks on so many IeveIs - Jason X 00:05 Oh this sucks on so many IeveIs Aw shit I forgot my arm - Jason X 00:09 Aw shit I forgot my arm I'm bitchy as heII when I wake up Did you just wake up - Jason X 00:05 I'm bitchy as heII when I wake up Did you just wake up Kids and their goddamn fieId trips you know - Jason X 00:10 Kids and their goddamn fieId trips you know What are you doing here I'm taking the specimen - Jason X 00:36 What are you doing here I'm taking the specimen Why don't you just admit it You want me - Jason X 00:10 Why don't you just admit it You want me 'Fraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now - Jason X 00:04 'Fraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now I don't think he's out there - Jason X 00:08 I don't think he's out there Sarge what do we do when we find this guy - Jason X 00:14 Sarge what do we do when we find this guy Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek - Jason X 00:05 Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek VitaI signs are normaI and strong - Jason X 00:05 VitaI signs are normaI and strong You ready Kay I was buiIt ready baby - Jason X 00:04 You ready Kay I was buiIt ready baby What the heII is goin' on Jason fuckin' Voorhees - Jason X 00:06 What the heII is goin' on Jason fuckin' Voorhees Whoops What do you mean ''Whoops'' - Jason X 00:11 Whoops What do you mean ''Whoops'' Can someone teII me what's on his face - Jason X 00:14 Can someone teII me what's on his face Whatthe hell - Jason X 00:29 Whatthe hell Hey sIappy - Jason X 00:06 Hey sIappy Poor baby No wonder you wore this thing - Jason X 00:05 Poor baby No wonder you wore this thing Fifty five cc's ofetherene You'II be fine - Jason X 00:18 Fifty five cc's ofetherene You'II be fine Great what can I do - Jason X 00:06 Great what can I do She Iooks so reaI I am reaI - Jason X 00:05 She Iooks so reaI I am reaI He's here - Jason X 00:18 He's here Let's smoke this fucker - Jason X 00:04 Let's smoke this fucker Lou I swear you mess with an engineer - Jason X 00:06 Lou I swear you mess with an engineer A box of DVDs is not a goIdmine - Jason X 00:04 A box of DVDs is not a goIdmine Where did you get that - Jason X 00:35 Where did you get that I'm putting us on Iock down - Jason X 00:08 I'm putting us on Iock down Any idea how Iong she's been down Four point five five centuries - Jason X 00:07 Any idea how Iong she's been down Four point five five... Are you teIIin' me that there's absoIuteIy no chance - Jason X 00:23 Are you teIIin' me that there's absoIuteIy no... I'd cIap if I couId - Jason X 00:04 I'd cIap if I couId So what do you think Are we gonna make it - Jason X 00:14 So what do you think Are we gonna make it Doctor doctor you are one son ofa bitch - Jason X 00:07 Doctor doctor you are one son ofa bitch Now what - Jason X 00:10 Now what Just don't wreck my pants - Jason X 00:04 Just don't wreck my pants Oh man AII right Iook How do we get offthis ship - Jason X 00:08 Oh man AII right Iook How do we get offthis ship His unique abiIity to regenerate Iost and damaged tissue I mean - Jason X 00:09 His unique abiIity to regenerate Iost and damaged tissue I... 2455? - Jason X 00:11 2455? Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now - Jason X 00:04 Afraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now [ALL PANTING] - Jason X 00:08 [ALL PANTING] [ALL SCREAM] - Jason X 00:06 [ALL SCREAM] - All set. - Good to go. - Jason X 00:07 - All set. - Good to go. Amazing How does he function - Jason X 00:08 Amazing How does he function Aw poor baby No wonder you wore this thing - Jason X 00:06 Aw poor baby No wonder you wore this thing Aw, poor baby. No wonder you wore this thing. - Jason X 00:06 Aw, poor baby. No wonder you wore this thing. AZRAEL What the hell - Jason X 00:30 AZRAEL What the hell Briggs... - Jason X 00:13 Briggs... Brodski here. - Jason X 00:32 Brodski here. BRODSKI: I'm at the control panels. - Jason X 00:25 BRODSKI: I'm at the control panels. BRODSKI: I'm in the maintenance hatch. - We read you, sarge. - Jason X 00:07 BRODSKI: I'm in the maintenance hatch. - We read you, s... Can someone tell me what's on his face - Jason X 00:17 Can someone tell me what's on his face Come on, girl. We're going home. - Jason X 00:05 Come on, girl. We're going home. Condor, report. - Jason X 00:15 Condor, report. CRUTCH: Aw, Lou. - Jason X 00:19 CRUTCH: Aw, Lou. [DALLAS GRUNTING & CREATURE GROWLING] - Jason X 00:11 [DALLAS GRUNTING & CREATURE GROWLING] Doctor doctor you are one son of a bitch - Jason X 00:08 Doctor doctor you are one son of a bitch [DOOR BANGS] - Jason X 00:23 [DOOR BANGS] [DOOR BANGS] - Jason X 00:16 [DOOR BANGS] - Everyone okay? - What just happened? - Jason X 00:20 - Everyone okay? - What just happened? Fifty five eds of etherene You'll be fine - Jason X 00:18 Fifty five eds of etherene You'll be fine [GASPS] - Jason X 00:31 [GASPS] [GASPS] - Jason X 00:14 [GASPS] [GASPS] - Jason X 00:06 [GASPS] GIRL: It landed in the lake. - Jason X 00:09 GIRL: It landed in the lake. GIRL Look at that A shooting star - Jason X 00:30 GIRL Look at that A shooting star GIRL: Look at that. - A shooting star. - Jason X 00:05 GIRL: Look at that. - A shooting star. Grendel, we can't keep pressure lock. - Jason X 00:15 Grendel, we can't keep pressure lock. [GRUNTING] - Jason X 00:16 [GRUNTING] [GRUNTS] - Jason X 00:08 [GRUNTS] Guys it's okay He just wanted his machete back - Jason X 00:06 Guys it's okay He just wanted his machete back Help, Wayland! No! - Jason X 00:19 Help, Wayland! No! He's coming this way. - Jason X 00:13 He's coming this way. He's done with the campers. - Jason X 00:24 He's done with the campers. He's gone. - Jason X 00:22 He's gone. He's here Quiet - Jason X 00:18 He's here Quiet Hey. - Jason X 00:08 Hey. Hey slappy Got a little something for you - Jason X 00:05 Hey slappy Got a little something for you Hey, slappy! Got a little something for you. - Jason X 00:05 Hey, slappy! Got a little something for you. Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot - Jason X 00:12 Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue - Jason X 00:09 His unique ability to regenerate lost and damaged tissue How do you thank someone who gives you back your life? - Jason X 00:10 How do you thank someone who gives you back your life? I brought you something to eat. - Jason X 00:18 I brought you something to eat. I don't think he's out there. - Jason X 00:08 I don't think he's out there. I don't think he's out there - Jason X 00:08 I don't think he's out there
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Cast

Jason Voorhees - Kane Hodder
Johnson (Soldier #1) - Jeff Geddis
Rowan - Lexa Doig
Dr. Wimmer - David Cronenberg
Sgt. Marcus - Markus Parilo
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