"Jason X" quotes

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Jason Voorhees is cryogenically frozen at the beginning of the 21st century, and is discovered in the 25th century and taken to space. He gets thawed, and begins stalking and killing the crew of the spaceship that's transporting him.

Director: James Isaac
Writer: Todd Farmer, Victor Miller
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 4.4
BoxOffice: $13,121,555
Released: 26 Apr 2002
Awards: 1 nomination

43 Clips

His unique abiIity to regenerate Iost and damaged tissue I mean - Jason X 00:09 His unique abiIity to regenerate Iost and damaged tissue I... Oh man AII right Iook How do we get offthis ship - Jason X 00:08 Oh man AII right Iook How do we get offthis ship Just don't wreck my pants - Jason X 00:04 Just don't wreck my pants Now what - Jason X 00:10 Now what Doctor doctor you are one son ofa bitch - Jason X 00:07 Doctor doctor you are one son ofa bitch So what do you think Are we gonna make it - Jason X 00:14 So what do you think Are we gonna make it I'd cIap if I couId - Jason X 00:04 I'd cIap if I couId Are you teIIin' me that there's absoIuteIy no chance - Jason X 00:23 Are you teIIin' me that there's absoIuteIy no chance Any idea how Iong she's been down Four point five five centuries - Jason X 00:07 Any idea how Iong she's been down Four point five five... I'm putting us on Iock down - Jason X 00:08 I'm putting us on Iock down Where did you get that - Jason X 00:35 Where did you get that A box of DVDs is not a goIdmine - Jason X 00:04 A box of DVDs is not a goIdmine Lou I swear you mess with an engineer - Jason X 00:06 Lou I swear you mess with an engineer Let's smoke this fucker - Jason X 00:04 Let's smoke this fucker He's here - Jason X 00:18 He's here She Iooks so reaI I am reaI - Jason X 00:05 She Iooks so reaI I am reaI Great what can I do - Jason X 00:06 Great what can I do Fifty five cc's ofetherene You'II be fine - Jason X 00:18 Fifty five cc's ofetherene You'II be fine Poor baby No wonder you wore this thing - Jason X 00:05 Poor baby No wonder you wore this thing Hey sIappy - Jason X 00:06 Hey sIappy Whatthe hell - Jason X 00:29 Whatthe hell Can someone teII me what's on his face - Jason X 00:14 Can someone teII me what's on his face Whoops What do you mean ''Whoops'' - Jason X 00:11 Whoops What do you mean ''Whoops'' What the heII is goin' on Jason fuckin' Voorhees - Jason X 00:06 What the heII is goin' on Jason fuckin' Voorhees You ready Kay I was buiIt ready baby - Jason X 00:04 You ready Kay I was buiIt ready baby VitaI signs are normaI and strong - Jason X 00:05 VitaI signs are normaI and strong Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek - Jason X 00:05 Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek The other one Are you ready for this Up and waIking around - Jason X 00:06 The other one Are you ready for this Up and waIking around Sarge what do we do when we find this guy - Jason X 00:14 Sarge what do we do when we find this guy I don't think he's out there - Jason X 00:08 I don't think he's out there 'Fraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now - Jason X 00:04 'Fraid I'm gonna have to hurt you now Why don't you just admit it You want me - Jason X 00:10 Why don't you just admit it You want me What are you doing here I'm taking the specimen - Jason X 00:36 What are you doing here I'm taking the specimen Kids and their goddamn fieId trips you know - Jason X 00:10 Kids and their goddamn fieId trips you know I'm bitchy as heII when I wake up Did you just wake up - Jason X 00:05 I'm bitchy as heII when I wake up Did you just wake up Aw shit I forgot my arm - Jason X 00:09 Aw shit I forgot my arm Oh this sucks on so many IeveIs - Jason X 00:05 Oh this sucks on so many IeveIs Oh you want your machete back - Jason X 00:16 Oh you want your machete back That's notJason Voorhees is it - Jason X 00:35 That's notJason Voorhees is it You're Iucky you weren't aIive during the Microsoft conflict - Jason X 00:08 You're Iucky you weren't aIive during the Microsoft conflict How does he function with a brain that smaII - Jason X 00:06 How does he function with a brain that smaII Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot - Jason X 00:14 Hey you want a beer Or do you wanna smoke some pot It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this oId dog - Jason X 00:09 It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down...

Cast

Jason Voorhees - Kane Hodder
Johnson (Soldier #1) - Jeff Geddis
Rowan - Lexa Doig
Dr. Wimmer - David Cronenberg
Sgt. Marcus - Markus Parilo
Professor Lowe - Jonathan Potts
Kay-Em 14 - Lisa Ryder
Tsunaron - Chuck Campbell
Janessa - Melyssa Ade
Fat Lou - Boyd Banks
Kicker - Barna Moricz
Briggs - Dylan Bierk
Dallas - Todd Farmer
Sgt. Brodski - Peter Mensah
Adrienne - Kristi Angus
Waylander - Derwin Jordan
Stoney - Yani Gellman
Dieter Perez - Robert A. Silverman
Condor - Steve Lucescu
Rescue Pilot - Roman Podhora
VR Teen Girl #1 - Kaye Penaflor
VR Teen Girl #2 - Tania Maro
Campfire Teen #1 - Mika Ward
Campfire Teen #2 - David Cook
Doctor - James Isaac