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Jaws of Satan

D'you know why a pig is like a saint? No, Father. Because he gets more praise after he's...

Father Tom Farrow: D'you know why a pig is like a saint?
Mrs. Carson: No, Father.
Father Tom Farrow: Because he gets more praise after he's dead that when he's alive

Full Transcript

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Do you know why a pig is like a saint
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No Father
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Because he gets more praise after he's dead than when he's alive
Duration
10 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:10
Uploaded
Jan 17, 2025
Genres
horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A preacher whose ancestors were cursed by Druids battles Satan, who has taken the form of a huge snake.
Obey your parents. - Jaws of Satan 00:17
Obey your parents.
Afraid you won't find it very interesting. - Jaws of Satan 00:31
Afraid you won't find it very interesting.
Next time, ring a little longer, will you, Peggy? - Jaws of Satan 00:19
Next time, ring a little longer, will you, Peggy?
Just watch his vital signs. - Jaws of Satan 00:15
Just watch his vital signs.
- Good morning, Kathy. - Good morning, doctor. - Jaws of Satan 00:20
- Good morning, Kathy. - Good morning, doctor.
- What is it, doctor? - Farmer. - Jaws of Satan 00:12
- What is it, doctor? - Farmer.
Oh, sorry. I was up all night. - Jaws of Satan 00:11
Oh, sorry. I was up all night.
Hungry? Home cooked. - Jaws of Satan 00:06
Hungry? Home cooked.
The engineer. Just a plain old massive coronary. - Jaws of Satan 00:17
The engineer. Just a plain old massive coronary.
Um, I just want to drop in on one patient. - Jaws of Satan 00:10
Um, I just want to drop in on one patient.
We were clearing the south pasture. - Jaws of Satan 00:31
We were clearing the south pasture.
Well, it's a diamondback, all right. - Jaws of Satan 00:23
Well, it's a diamondback, all right.
It's the wrong guy. - Jaws of Satan 00:06
It's the wrong guy.
( Door opens ) - Jaws of Satan 00:26
( Door opens )
Well, ma'am, this case is closed. - Jaws of Satan 00:25
Well, ma'am, this case is closed.
Don't tell me you never heard of Perry. Where have you been? - Jaws of Satan 00:31
Don't tell me you never heard of Perry. Where have you ...
I never got stopped by an ambulance before. - Jaws of Satan 00:06
I never got stopped by an ambulance before.
- Hi. - Hi. - Jaws of Satan 00:12
- Hi. - Hi.
I've never seen this kind of toxic reaction. - Jaws of Satan 00:16
I've never seen this kind of toxic reaction.
( Engine starts ) - Jaws of Satan 00:06
( Engine starts )