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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

And if you had a daughter,wouldn't you want her - to carry a knife?- Shit yes

And if you had a daughter,
wouldn't you want her - to carry a knife?
- Shit yes

Full Transcript

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And if you had a daughter, wouldn't you want her
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- to carry a knife? - Shit yes.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:02
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Shit, no, I have a daughter and she scared me - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Shit, no, I have a daughter and she scared me
This is my not creepy friend, Shan Yu, she's from China. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This is my not creepy friend, Shan Yu, she's from China...
- We're in Connecticut? - It's Louisiana, man, Jesus. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- We're in Connecticut? - It's Louisiana, man, Jes...
- What the fuck? - Shan Yu records - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
- What the fuck? - Shan Yu records
The podcast is called - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
The podcast is called
Now that there are six of us, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Now that there are six of us,
For phase two, Millennium posts selfies on pedophile website. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
For phase two, Millennium posts selfies on pedophile website...
- What the fuck? Why? - For phase three, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
- What the fuck? Why? - For phase three,
Oh, thanks, you like it? Yeah, did you ever see - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, thanks, you like it? Yeah, did you ever see
What the fuck were you thinking - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
What the fuck were you thinking
Yeah. You grew up in a big house in a rich kid neighborhood - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Yeah. You grew up in a big house in a rich kid neighborhood
In Syria, a boy touched my left nipple - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
In Syria, a boy touched my left nipple
I said dangerous, man. Not bitch ass boys - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I said dangerous, man. Not bitch ass boys
When my brother found out, he tried to smother me - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
When my brother found out, he tried to smother me
- No, Thor lives in my dreams. - Mine too. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- No, Thor lives in my dreams. - Mine too.
Every night after I fall asleep, I fuck Chris Hemsworth. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Every night after I fall asleep, I fuck Chris Hemsworth.
Holy fuckhole, where did you get such a damn dirty mouth from? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Holy fuckhole, where did you get such a damn dirty mouth fro...
I'd put my damn dirty mouth all over Hemsworth - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
I'd put my damn dirty mouth all over Hemsworth
Yeah, and I'd be like, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Yeah, and I'd be like,
- You guys better stop. - Oh, I'd never stop. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- You guys better stop. - Oh, I'd never stop.