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Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Don't tell me what to do.You're not my father

Don't tell me what to do.
You're not my father

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Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:27
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
♪ Why don't you come my way? My way ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
♪ Why don't you come my way? My way ♪
Because Soapy has great taste in music - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Because Soapy has great taste in music
What? She doesn't even know what a dildo is probably. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
What? She doesn't even know what a dildo is probably.
Uh, I have two dildos and a strap-on, so, yeah, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Uh, I have two dildos and a strap-on, so, yeah,
Are you gonna be this fucking annoying - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Are you gonna be this fucking annoying
- smoke some of this shit. - Holy shit, that's weed. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- smoke some of this shit. - Holy shit, that's weed.
Soapy lives on a commune in Oregon where deaf people - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Soapy lives on a commune in Oregon where deaf people
You know what? This is my ride and I'm paying for it, girlie. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
You know what? This is my ride and I'm paying for it, g...
So if you don't put that weed away, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
So if you don't put that weed away,
- Happy? - Chocolate. That's better. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- Happy? - Chocolate. That's better.
- Yeah. You want some? - Shit, yeah. I love sugar. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- Yeah. You want some? - Shit, yeah. I love sugar.
Oh, no. Um, I smoke my weed, I don't eat it. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Oh, no. Um, I smoke my weed, I don't eat it.
It isn't poison, but it is potent. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
It isn't poison, but it is potent.
And you ate, uh, 50 times the recommended dosage. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And you ate, uh, 50 times the recommended dosage.
Can you believe these two? Edibles ain't shit, right? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Can you believe these two? Edibles ain't shit, right?
That's kind of hot. That's your rap name? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
That's kind of hot. That's your rap name?
I just found out I have a kid - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
I just found out I have a kid
My advice, if you got a kid that'll get you stoned... - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
My advice, if you got a kid that'll get you stoned...
I didn't even know my own dad - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I didn't even know my own dad
Philosophically in a manner of speaking, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:13
Philosophically in a manner of speaking,