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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Here comes... *** This fucker's fake, dude

Here comes... *** This fucker's fake, dude

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Here comes... ***
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This fucker's fake, dude.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:40
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Don't any of you cosplaying cocks have some - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Don't any of you cosplaying cocks have some
...first, we execute this old degenerate. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
...first, we execute this old degenerate.
I give big daddy a moment to offer his newfound daughter - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
I give big daddy a moment to offer his newfound daughter
Kid, I'm okay with dying right now, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Kid, I'm okay with dying right now,
Holy shit, you're right. Somebody save me! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Holy shit, you're right. Somebody save me!
Ooh, you made him mad, he's mad now! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Ooh, you made him mad, he's mad now!
- What is that, Ted Underhill? - I am not Ted Underhill. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
- What is that, Ted Underhill? - I am not Ted Underhill.
Allow me to introduce myself. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Allow me to introduce myself.
Holy fuck! I can't wait until they make him a Funko Pop. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Holy fuck! I can't wait until they make him a Funko Pop...
Oh, my God, he just spoke fucking Valyrian! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, my God, he just spoke fucking Valyrian!
Man, I smell some fucking good weed, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Man, I smell some fucking good weed,
Oh, shit. I've been drugged. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, shit. I've been drugged.
That's because this is not a podcast recording device. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
That's because this is not a podcast recording device.
Oh, my God, I fucking love this reboot. Oh, shit. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, my God, I fucking love this reboot. Oh, shit.
So right about now, man, we finished up - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
So right about now, man, we finished up
In order to get there, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
In order to get there,
Save it, old man. I... I get it. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Save it, old man. I... I get it.
Like I was saying, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Like I was saying,
And so I figured, why not start off with a dream I always had - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
And so I figured, why not start off with a dream I always ha...
Okay. I've hung out in front of this store - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Okay. I've hung out in front of this store