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He's got a fucking dick. He just got it tucked in
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

He's got a fucking dick.He just got it tucked in

He's got a fucking dick.
He just got it tucked in

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He's got a fucking dick. He just got it tucked in.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
231
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:10
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Identify yourselves, motherfuckers! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Identify yourselves, motherfuckers!
I'm Jay and this is my hetero lifemate, Silent Bob. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I'm Jay and this is my hetero lifemate, Silent Bob.
♪ Good-bye horses ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
♪ Good-bye horses ♪
Everyone say, "Yay, it's Jay and Silent Bob." - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
Everyone say, "Yay, it's Jay and Silent Bob."
Okay. In the criminal justice system, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Okay. In the criminal justice system,
In fact, my Grindr name is Dick Wolfer. Remember that. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
In fact, my Grindr name is Dick Wolfer. Remember that.
Oh, I almost forgot. Before I represent you, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Oh, I almost forgot. Before I represent you,
I can't believe that worked. Well, perfection. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I can't believe that worked. Well, perfection.
I hope you're both prepared to go home today, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I hope you're both prepared to go home today,
Seriously, I'm like the Dick Wolf - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Seriously, I'm like the Dick Wolf
But that's why you hired me, am I right? Or am I wrong? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
But that's why you hired me, am I right? Or am I wrong?
Docket number 37, People v. Jay and Silent Bob. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Docket number 37, People v. Jay and Silent Bob.
Charges are drug trafficking - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Charges are drug trafficking
If you two are here, it must be a weekday, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
If you two are here, it must be a weekday,
- How you doing? - So we the people would hope - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
- How you doing? - So we the people would hope
This affidavit is from a Hollywood - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
This affidavit is from a Hollywood
So I ask that all charges be dropped since my clients - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
So I ask that all charges be dropped since my clients
They may be obvious but one thing I would not call - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
They may be obvious but one thing I would not call
But for today, at least, they are not guilty. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
But for today, at least, they are not guilty.
Jay and Silent Bob, you're free to go. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Jay and Silent Bob, you're free to go.