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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

I fucking hatestupid Kevin Smith, first, he took away our names,then he took away my dick

I fucking hate
stupid Kevin Smith, first, he took away our names,
then he took away my dick

Full Transcript

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I fucking hate stupid Kevin Smith,
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first, he took away our names, then he took away my dick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
104
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:23
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Well, we gotta stop stupid Kevin Smith - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Well, we gotta stop stupid Kevin Smith
- And what the fuck is this shit? - Chronic-Con, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
- And what the fuck is this shit? - Chronic-Con,
But now, Chronic-Con's morphed - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
But now, Chronic-Con's morphed
Sold-out? After all these years, what kind of broken fucks - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Sold-out? After all these years, what kind of broken fucks
Well, enough to run an Omaze auction - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Well, enough to run an Omaze auction
Look at this ugly motherfucker, probably got a tiny dick too. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Look at this ugly motherfucker, probably got a tiny dick too...
Now, I got some big news for you, man, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
Now, I got some big news for you, man,
We cannot finish this movie without it. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
We cannot finish this movie without it.
So enter right now and maybe I'll see you - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
So enter right now and maybe I'll see you
Oh, you will never find a more wretched hive - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Oh, you will never find a more wretched hive
But that “director” just said they couldn't finish the movie - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
But that “director” just said they couldn't finish the ...
So all we got to do is get to Hollywood, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
So all we got to do is get to Hollywood,
We got three days to get to Chronic-Con, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
We got three days to get to Chronic-Con,
Come on, Silent Bob, we're going back to Hollywood. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Come on, Silent Bob, we're going back to Hollywood.
In coach, I'm assuming. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
In coach, I'm assuming.
I am Don Juan Dela Nooch. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I am Don Juan Dela Nooch.
And this is Senor Roberto Silencio. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
And this is Senor Roberto Silencio.
Listen, lady, our real names are Jay and Silent Bob, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Listen, lady, our real names are Jay and Silent Bob,
...Kevin James, The King of fucking Queens, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
...Kevin James, The King of fucking Queens,
I can't book y'all under your fake names, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
I can't book y'all under your fake names,