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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

I said dangerous, man.Not bitch ass boys who got to second base

I said dangerous, man.
Not bitch ass boys who got to second base

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I said dangerous, man. Not bitch ass boys
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who got to second base.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:12
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
When my brother found out, he tried to smother me - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
When my brother found out, he tried to smother me
- No, Thor lives in my dreams. - Mine too. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- No, Thor lives in my dreams. - Mine too.
Every night after I fall asleep, I fuck Chris Hemsworth. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Every night after I fall asleep, I fuck Chris Hemsworth.
Holy fuckhole, where did you get such a damn dirty mouth from? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Holy fuckhole, where did you get such a damn dirty mouth fro...
I'd put my damn dirty mouth all over Hemsworth - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
I'd put my damn dirty mouth all over Hemsworth
Yeah, and I'd be like, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Yeah, and I'd be like,
- You guys better stop. - Oh, I'd never stop. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- You guys better stop. - Oh, I'd never stop.
Hey, Underhill, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Hey, Underhill,
Shan Yu is the reason we're doing all this, Mr. Underhill. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Shan Yu is the reason we're doing all this, Mr. Underhi...
What? Operation Predator Editor? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
What? Operation Predator Editor?
- Uh, no. - You know what, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- Uh, no. - You know what,
I'm sorry, did you seriously think - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
I'm sorry, did you seriously think
Holy shit, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Holy shit,
I'm sorry, uh, diamond thieves? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I'm sorry, uh, diamond thieves?
Yeah. When I met your mom, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
Yeah. When I met your mom,
Um, okay. I don't know anything about that, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Um, okay. I don't know anything about that,
Holy shit, yes, you are. You're like a rebooted Justice. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Holy shit, yes, you are. You're like a rebooted Justice...
No, I mean to say reboot, all right? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
No, I mean to say reboot, all right?
Someone took all the things I like about your mom, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Someone took all the things I like about your mom,
So this van is not moving until you tell me - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
So this van is not moving until you tell me