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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

I'm a smooth pimp who lovesthe pussy, and lean n mean here is my botanical BFF. What?Ooh,...

I'm a smooth pimp who loves
the pussy, and lean n mean here is my botanical BFF. What?
Ooh, popcorn playa

Full Transcript

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I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy, and lean n mean here
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is my botanical BFF. What? Ooh, popcorn playa.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
01:38:47
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
This affidavit is from a Hollywood - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This affidavit is from a Hollywood
- Hollywood, Florida? - No, Hollywood, California. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- Hollywood, Florida? - No, Hollywood, California.
Jay and Silent Bob, uh, spent so much time on themselves - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Jay and Silent Bob, uh, spent so much time on themselves
Ooh, my daughter, Banner, she's fighting with Renee - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Ooh, my daughter, Banner, she's fighting with Renee
Listen. "Dear Sega Boy." Snoogans. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Listen. "Dear Sega Boy." Snoogans.
"How am I supposed to grow as a woman when Mom is always - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
"How am I supposed to grow as a woman when Mom is alway...
You see, kids, teenagers are like The Incredible Hulk. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You see, kids, teenagers are like The Incredible Hulk.
Normal one minute, a rage of emotions the next. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Normal one minute, a rage of emotions the next.
When I did have sex, I'd pull out, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
When I did have sex, I'd pull out,
How High is the greatest movie ever made. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
How High is the greatest movie ever made.
Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives after it. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives after it.
See? I told your black ass - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
See? I told your black ass
Uh-huh, I'm not a pedophile. I'm here on the behalf - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Uh-huh, I'm not a pedophile. I'm here on the behal...
I'm a Christian vigilante, they call me the Holy Roller. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
I'm a Christian vigilante, they call me the Holy Roller...
This conversation really does not pass - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This conversation really does not pass
You almost beat me up when I was a kid, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
You almost beat me up when I was a kid,
We stopped buying weed, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
We stopped buying weed,
Hey, thanks to you guys, we are financially thriving - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Hey, thanks to you guys, we are financially thriving
- Fuck, no. - No, that will be 200 bucks. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- Fuck, no. - No, that will be 200 bucks.
"Two hundred bucks, little man." - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
"Two hundred bucks, little man."