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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

I'm gonna read it so slowly and out loud in public so thatyou will understand

I'm gonna read it so slowly and out loud in public so that
you will understand

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna read it so slowly
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and out loud in public so that you will understand.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
89
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:39
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Yo, I'm Ted motherfucking Underhill. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Yo, I'm Ted motherfucking Underhill.
I say we smoke this little bitch. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I say we smoke this little bitch.
Oh, come on, man. I roll a perfect Silent Bob - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Oh, come on, man. I roll a perfect Silent Bob
I was driving someone about a week ago - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
I was driving someone about a week ago
You have no idea how hard it is - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You have no idea how hard it is
I mean, it just stays there, really, it's like a ghost. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I mean, it just stays there, really, it's like a ghost.
Oh, Merkinsky. I will call you Merkin. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, Merkinsky. I will call you Merkin.
Because in my car, guess what I have instead of gum, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Because in my car, guess what I have instead of gum,
You got tater tots up in this bitch, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
You got tater tots up in this bitch,
Well, I'm a businessman, an entrepreneur, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Well, I'm a businessman, an entrepreneur,
So I came up with Hater Totz. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
So I came up with Hater Totz.
Got a little, uh, quiz on there, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Got a little, uh, quiz on there,
And those tween girls, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
And those tween girls,
Hater Totz means different things to different people. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Hater Totz means different things to different people.
Well, Hater Totz started attracting a customer base - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Well, Hater Totz started attracting a customer base
So, I shut down. I just declared bankruptcy and now, well... - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
So, I shut down. I just declared bankruptcy and now, well...
I serve these leftover tater tots to all my riders, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I serve these leftover tater tots to all my riders,
Take as many tater tots as you want, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Take as many tater tots as you want,
By the way, I don't know if my app is wrong, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
By the way, I don't know if my app is wrong,
I'll drive you all the way to Hollywood, California. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I'll drive you all the way to Hollywood, California.