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I'm here because Kevin Smith lost his voice
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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

I'm here because Kevin Smithlost his voice

I'm here because Kevin Smith
lost his voice

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.604
I'm here because Kevin Smith lost his voice.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:24:06
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Oh. But he asked me to tell you to welcome to the stage - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
Oh. But he asked me to tell you to welcome to the stage
Oh, holy shit. That girl just pulled a gun on Kevin Smith. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Oh, holy shit. That girl just pulled a gun on Kevin Smith.
Russia's infiltrated American banks, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
Russia's infiltrated American banks,
We infiltrate American pop culture conventions. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
We infiltrate American pop culture conventions.
Take out your mobile devices - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Take out your mobile devices
I come in peace, but director of Jersey Girl... - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
I come in peace, but director of Jersey Girl...
He will soon go to pieces when I execute him live on internet. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
He will soon go to pieces when I execute him live on interne...
This because you're standard issue, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:15
This because you're standard issue,
But you helped me do this, Millennium. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
But you helped me do this, Millennium.
I catfish you and your friends - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
I catfish you and your friends
A sibling who tries to kill you... - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
A sibling who tries to kill you...
Or worsen your privileged life crying about the father - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Or worsen your privileged life crying about the father
Ooh, sick fucking burn, man. I'll shut up. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Ooh, sick fucking burn, man. I'll shut up.
Maybe her dad didn't even know - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Maybe her dad didn't even know
Jesus, for a private school girl, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Jesus, for a private school girl,
- No way. No... No fucking way. - Yes fucking way. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- No way. No... No fucking way. - Yes fucking way.
But I only found out the day we came to Chicago - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
But I only found out the day we came to Chicago
But I'm telling you now, because, sometimes, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
But I'm telling you now, because, sometimes,
Because if I kept every promise I ever made, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Because if I kept every promise I ever made,
I was only stalling so I could get closer - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
I was only stalling so I could get closer