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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

It's a long story,but it ends with us kicking the shitout of Kevin James

It's a long story,
but it ends with us kicking the shit
out of Kevin James

Full Transcript

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It's a long story, but it ends with us
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kicking the shit out of Kevin James.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:04
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
Uh, us stopping the movie is the most important thing - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Uh, us stopping the movie is the most important thing
But it will be all be worth it - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
But it will be all be worth it
This is my legacy right here, it's the last one - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
This is my legacy right here, it's the last one
You're a great fucking kid and some asshole - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
You're a great fucking kid and some asshole
Nobody gets in, as the French say... sans badge. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Nobody gets in, as the French say... sans badge.
Come on, you security dick, what's the big deal anyway? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Come on, you security dick, what's the big deal anyway?
The big deal is we got America's most precious resources - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
The big deal is we got America's most precious resource...
Actors, actresses, directors, podcasters, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Actors, actresses, directors, podcasters,
And it's my job not only to keep them safe - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
And it's my job not only to keep them safe
I have a question for the real Jay and Silent Bob. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
I have a question for the real Jay and Silent Bob.
And who's directing this shit anyway, Kevin fucking Smith? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
And who's directing this shit anyway, Kevin fucking Smi...
Are you fucking kidding me? This movie is doomed. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Are you fucking kidding me? This movie is doomed.
It is... I was in Jersey Girl, okay, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
It is... I was in Jersey Girl, okay,
Bluntman and Chronic was a cult classic, okay, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Bluntman and Chronic was a cult classic, okay,
Kevin Smith is literally shitting - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Kevin Smith is literally shitting
Of all said words, with tongue or pen, the saddest of these, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Of all said words, with tongue or pen, the saddest of these,
Smells like somebody shit in their cereal. Bong. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Smells like somebody shit in their cereal. Bong.
Holy fuck, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Holy fuck,
Oh, I'll tell you what our necks are doing in Holly's wood. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, I'll tell you what our necks are doing in Holly...
We're here to stop that fuckin' reboot from happening, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
We're here to stop that fuckin' reboot from happen...