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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Jay and Silent Bob, you arehereby legally prohibited from calling yourselvesJay and Silent...

Jay and Silent Bob, you are
hereby legally prohibited from calling yourselves
Jay and Silent Bob ever again

Full Transcript

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Jay and Silent Bob, you are hereby legally prohibited
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from calling yourselves Jay and Silent Bob ever again.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:15
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
This whole fucking court's out of order! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
This whole fucking court's out of order!
Nah, rent's just cheaper here, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Nah, rent's just cheaper here,
No, I mean the actual rats we got running around - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
No, I mean the actual rats we got running around
You guys got busted for running an illegal pot shop - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:11
You guys got busted for running an illegal pot shop
And then the cops stole the weed we were working out for years. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
And then the cops stole the weed we were working out for yea...
And all we got left from the best bud in the world - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
And all we got left from the best bud in the world
Huh. I knew you guys were weed dealers, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Huh. I knew you guys were weed dealers,
Oh, we learned to grow - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:06
Oh, we learned to grow
Holy shit. You guys still rent DVDs? - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Holy shit. You guys still rent DVDs?
♪ The car to drive What to drink ♪ - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:14
♪ The car to drive What to drink ♪
And on top of that, the judge told us - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:10
And on top of that, the judge told us
- You mean Sbarro's? - Yeah, those pizza-making fucks! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- You mean Sbarro's? - Yeah, those pizza-making fucks!
All because of some stupid movie that was made 20 years ago. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
All because of some stupid movie that was made 20 years ago.
The dishes are done, man." - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
The dishes are done, man."
Well, you know, fellas, I think your legal woes - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:13
Well, you know, fellas, I think your legal woes
Don't tell me you guys have no idea - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Don't tell me you guys have no idea
I cannot believe they're gonna remake this Bluntman bullshit - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 02:06
I cannot believe they're gonna remake this Bluntman...
Well, a reboot, boys, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:12
Well, a reboot, boys,
- Those greedy fucking animals. - Oh, it's insidious. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
- Those greedy fucking animals. - Oh, it's insidious.
They take a flick you loved as a kid - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
They take a flick you loved as a kid