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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Jesus,for a private school girl, you're pretty fucking stupid.I'm your father

Jesus,
for a private school girl, you're pretty fucking stupid.
I'm your father

Full Transcript

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Jesus, for a private school girl,
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you're pretty fucking stupid. I'm your father.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:27:54
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
SModcast Pictures,View Askew Productions,Miramax,Saban Films,Destro Films,Hideout Pictures,Intercut Capital

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Movie Summary

Jay and Silent Bob inadvertently sign away their names and rights to the new Bluntman and Chronic movie. Now they head to Hollywood to stop the film from being made. Along the way Jay discovers that he is a father.
- No way. No... No fucking way. - Yes fucking way. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
- No way. No... No fucking way. - Yes fucking way.
But I only found out the day we came to Chicago - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
But I only found out the day we came to Chicago
But I'm telling you now, because, sometimes, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
But I'm telling you now, because, sometimes,
Because if I kept every promise I ever made, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
Because if I kept every promise I ever made,
I was only stalling so I could get closer - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
I was only stalling so I could get closer
Here comes... *** - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Here comes... ***
Don't any of you cosplaying cocks have some - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Don't any of you cosplaying cocks have some
...first, we execute this old degenerate. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
...first, we execute this old degenerate.
I give big daddy a moment to offer his newfound daughter - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:09
I give big daddy a moment to offer his newfound daughter
Kid, I'm okay with dying right now, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:08
Kid, I'm okay with dying right now,
Holy shit, you're right. Somebody save me! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Holy shit, you're right. Somebody save me!
Ooh, you made him mad, he's mad now! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
Ooh, you made him mad, he's mad now!
- What is that, Ted Underhill? - I am not Ted Underhill. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
- What is that, Ted Underhill? - I am not Ted Underhill.
Allow me to introduce myself. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Allow me to introduce myself.
Holy fuck! I can't wait until they make him a Funko Pop. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Holy fuck! I can't wait until they make him a Funko Pop...
Oh, my God, he just spoke fucking Valyrian! - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, my God, he just spoke fucking Valyrian!
Man, I smell some fucking good weed, - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:07
Man, I smell some fucking good weed,
Oh, shit. I've been drugged. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, shit. I've been drugged.
That's because this is not a podcast recording device. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:05
That's because this is not a podcast recording device.
Oh, my God, I fucking love this reboot. Oh, shit. - Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 00:04
Oh, my God, I fucking love this reboot. Oh, shit.